About Me
Eons and eons ago, in the 4th age of uncertainty, four scientists went mad and injected a baby grizzly bear with an elixer derived from yohoo, virgin's blood and magma from the earths deepest casm. What followed would become as the greatest tragedy in human history. Cities burned, societies fell, Bush was re-elected; the dead walked the earth. the demon-seed Mike "sticky-hands" Reiter was born and as he roamed the worldly abyss his shadow destoyed all it touched.
