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About Me

I'm so indie, I have to do an entirely separate load of laundry just for earth tones.

I'm so metal, I break bones at GWAR shows.

I'm so mainstream, I'm on MySpace.

I'm so emo emo sucks.

I'm so scene, I go to shows every week.

I'm so artsy, I go to gallery openings to get wasted.

I'm so pretentious, I loved A Scanner Darkly. And I read the book. And you didn't. Naturally.

I'm so goth I get my thongs at Fetish Factory.

You're asking what am I?

What the fuck are you?

My Interests

I like the ballet.

androgenous rock stars, tarot cards, fortune telling, ninjas, mythology, film making, vampires, sushi.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that's so indie, they've never heard a Coldplay song.

Anyone that's so metal, they stomp on vegans.

Anyone that's so mainstream, they're still on friendster.

Anyone that's so emo, they already killed themselves. If you're emo and you haven't yet, I don't wanna meet you.

Anyone that's so scene, they try and match polka dots with stripes.
So I can punch them.

Anyone that's so artsy, they wear cheesey tweed blazers with elbow patches.

Anyone that's so pretentious, they use their Apple laptops at Starbucks. To get on Myspace.

Anyone that's so goth I don't wanna meet no goths. These days they're all fat and/or obsessed with anime. On Adult Swim. Fatty goths LOVE Adult Swim.

Music:

What's with everyone having to list every single band they've ever heard of and aren't like crazy offended by? I don't really see the point in listing all 23616 artists on my itunes playlist..... Really, I listen to "all kinds" of music (though usually, most people feel they have a license to say this because they listen to fucking Dave Matthews band and the Lord of the Rings soundtrack), but the only ones you need to worry about are:

be your own PET
Melt Banana
The Locust
GWAR
Opeth

Daft Punk
Chromeo
Jamiroquai
Prince (duh)
Duran Duran

The Flaming Lips
Tilly and the Wall
The Cardigans
Simon Stinger
The Decemberists

Muse
Placebo
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Presets
Billy Talent

David Cope

McRorie.

Movies:

A Scanner Darkly
The Royal Tenenbaums
High Fidelity
Trainspotting
Serenity
Back to the Future
Zoolander
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Television:

My apartment doesn't have a TV

Books:

Dante's Inferno

Alice In Wonderland by Lewis Caroll

Survivor by Chuck Palanhiuk

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey

Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said by Philip K. Dick

A Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving

Kane and Abel by Jeffrey Archer

Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis

Heroes:

Star Wars Kid.

My Blog

Ring Ring?

Fellow readers,I come to you with an urgent matter, one of great import. I have a new phone that is extremely baller, but I don't know what kind of ring I should have on it. YOU can help with just two...
Posted by Tikku Awesome Time on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:10:00 PST

Statistics.

The death tolls for all these natural disasters always depress me. But it's not because of how many people, it's how those people are represented. They don't tell you, "Uday Dasgupta, John Smith, Ki...
Posted by Tikku Awesome Time on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:42:00 PST

Song for the Japanese

So I got back from a club last night all tired and wasted and wrote this song. I hardly remember even writing it just bits and pieces really. It's quite amusing, and I'm impressed with my drunk self...
Posted by Tikku Awesome Time on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:15:00 PST

Beauty Defined

Beauty Defined.There's beauty and there's true beauty. You know the difference when you experience that one that's far more special than the other. True beauty isn't like the regular kind. It's so rar...
Posted by Tikku Awesome Time on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:58:00 PST

Fall...

I woke up in the morning to go eat breakfast for the first time in weeks. I was greeted by the most delightful weather! A cool 70-something, I estimate. Brisk, yet sunny, ah, but it was wonderful!...
Posted by Tikku Awesome Time on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST