{Balls Deep.}

Sup, El Bitches? Name's Ashley. I'm awesome..yet a bitch/asshole. I'm blunt when I need to be..which is mostly all the time, whether it hurts people's feelings or not. I dye my hair constantly. So far I've got eight piercings. I totally dig eyeliner, which I never go without wearing. I've got a bad habit of always purchasing underwear when I leave the house. I prefer to observe people before talking to them, which makes them think I'm shy..which I'm most definately not. I dig the deep voice people get after hitting duster, makes me chuckle. Vodka and cranberry is my Kool-Aid of choice. I enjoy yelling things at random people and or talking to them. I heart meeting new people. Stand-Up Comedy is all things great and then some. Represent. I like the smell of sharpies and love to color..so what? I'm a text messaging whore. I'm consistant with facial expressions, which is usually followed by a remarkable comment. Late night phone calls make me happy, unfortunately late night texts don't. I'm hard to please most times. I hate seeing people with ugly hands or dirty fingernails. I wash my hands too much, and shower daily. I dig wearing big sunglasses..even at night. I 3 taking random pictures, they're always fun. Make out sessions = Hawt. I'm independent. I have a hard time showing my emotions to people. I hate being lied to. Pretty sure I've got the best friends ever. I laugh over stupid shit. I'm not the easiest person to get along with. Don't let my emo hair fool you, I'll throw down with a punk bitch. I tend to get sad and miss people from hearing certain songs that remind me of them. I rarely get along with most females. Your mom has aids. :D..