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Matt

If I'm too drunk to walk, I'm like a party on crutches

About Me

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And thats right, I'm TOO sexy

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Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454
You are a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454. You car has a huge ass engine....and thats all you care about! You know you can whoop on anyone at the dragstrip...and you love it! You really don't care about gas mileage...but you sure do go to the gas station alot!

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What NASCAR Driver are You

8- Dale Earnhardt Jr.
You Race like a Pro at heart

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You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra
You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry.
And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road! What 2007 Car Should You Drive?

Television:

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What Will Ferrell Character are You

Ron Burgundy
Your Ron Burgundy! You love to party and show off your good looks to those around you, Your a little bit full of yourself and cant quite except the changing times

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What Anchorman Character are you? BETTER PICTURES THAN THE REST!!!

Brian Fantana
You Are Brian Fantana. You've named your penis and consider yourself to be a ladies man. You have all the moves but tend to cock up every now and then.

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family guy, simpsons, king of the hill, seinfeld, Nascar Nextel Cup Race Day, Price is Right!!!, ESPN, all sports

Books:

Man Laws101: Women must always walk behind men. 102: Women must never touch the remote control. 103: Women must always clean a dirty dish, even if she is not done eating. 104: By no means is a man to refer to his clothes as an "outfit". 105: A man must always tip a hot female bartender more than a fast male bartender, no exceptions. 106: A man should never ask for help when opening his beer. But it should be open by the time his girl brings it to him. 107: At no time may a man touch another man's barbaque or barbaque accesories, unless given permission. 108: Whether a deed is good or bad, if nobody saw it happen, it never happened. 109: A man may engage in gardening, but must call it farming. 110: If a man spills your beer, he must replace is on request. 111: If a man and woman are in an argument, man must listen to their side but never succumb to the opposite side. 112: Man must never cook if a women is present, unless it is a barbaque with other men. 113: Only a Man can make Man Laws. 114: "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth." Genesis 1:26 Its got to be the truth...its from the Bible. 115: If a man brings beer to his pals, by using his finger, then he now owns those beers. You poke it, You own it. 116: If one clogs the "John", that one is then obligated to do the unclogging, UNLESS there is a woman present to do the work 117: If a man accidentally drinks from your beer, it is now his and he must get you a new one on request of one. 118: A man can take the last beer or the last wing, but never both. 119: If a man carries a cooler in excess of 20 pounds, he is entitled to the first beer 120: Women must always "stand down" to men. 121: There are only two reasons a woman should wake a man up: Sexual Favors or Breakfast 123: Pets should never wear clothes. 124: All injuries can be walked off. 125: No Man shall give himself his own nickname. 126: A man purse is still a purse. 127: Remember looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun...quick glances. 128: Rock- Paper-Scissors is an acceptable way to decide an argument that cannot be solved with logic. 129: "I love you too" is always an automated response that can only be used after the "I love you" phrase is initiated by the woman. In addition, "I love you" shall never be used unless followed by the word "too". 130: A man may only slap another man's rear in a competetive sports environment. In addition, it is only acceptable when followed by "Good game," "Good talk," or "NOW GO GET ME THAT BALL!" 131: If you are friends with another man, his sister is off limits, UNLESS she is really hot. 132: (Bathroom Etiquette #1) A man must announce when he is going to relieve himself when amongst other men. He may refer to it in any endearing terms such as "I gotta piss", "I'm gonna take a leak", "time to break the seal", etc. But he may never refer to it in an unmanly fashion (ex. "I'm going to the little boy's room"). 133: (Bathroom Etiquette #2 "The Brett Tubbs' Law"): Once a man has announced his intent to relieve himself, if another man feels the same urge, he must hold it until the first said man returns, or announce it as if he were the first person to need relief, regardless of truth. A man shall NEVER imply or say they are going with or following another man to the pisser/shitter. It's something chicks do. 134: Even when a man does not make sense, he is still right! 135: Women should always look up to men. If a woman is in a position that is higher than said man, she will immediately change position with said man or slouch to drop below said mans eye level. 136: We'd like to start by saying forgive us for being blunt, but in this instance there shall be no beating around the bush, figuratively and hopefully literally: Handjobs are not an acceptable form of sexual favor. You don't tell a chef how to cook your food, and you wouldn't start putting on a woman's make up, because you don't insult someone by doing something that they themselves are very experienced with. So please cut this most primal form of sexual outtercouse from your repertoire. Casual sex and fellatio were created for good reason. 137: When it comes to oral, a man shall never be required to ask, shall receive often, and is never,under no circumstance, required to return the favor, unless of course he enjoys that type of thing. 138: Girlfriends are not to be apart of the "Why its good to be a girl" club. This is the girl's idea of a "girl law club". 139: What's ours is ours and what's theirs is ours! 140: Beer Olympics are an essential sport when men get together for the weekend or for a party. Sports included: Beer Pong, Beer Relays, Flip Cup, Boat Races, Keg Stands, Century Club, etc.) 141: Once a male is GAY, he is ALWAYS GAY! He will never be considered a MAN.

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