Russ

PLEASE DO NOT ASK TO BE MY FRIEND UNLESS YOU KNOW ME OR ARE INVOLVED WITH THE SPORTS I TAKE PHOTOS OF. AS FLATTERED AS I AM WITH ALL THE REQUESTS I CAN'T BE EVERYONES FRIEND. :o)Get Your Own! | View SlideshowHi I'm me.............. 99% of the time I'm happy.I was born in outer space which explains why I'm so weird. I have 9 toes on each foot and am sponsored by Northwave Snowboard boots and they make special boots for me that look like funny boots. I am crap at snowboarding but great at swimming.Everyone keeping up with me so far?When I was 11 years old I invented the Telephone but then realized some robbing bastard had nicked my idea and launched it before I was ready. That’s why I’m always skint. After they let me out I decided to take up tap dancing but had to give it up cos I kept falling in the sink. Not one to be put off I tried my hand at Morris dancing but had to give that up as well cos I kept falling off the bonnet.Finally I found something that I was good at and could make a career out of, I became a dyslexic. With my unique ability to miss spell everything I was an instant success. (thank god for spell checker)I now earn a massive salary and have girls chasing me all over the place. Who needs school?