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About Me


Caution! I'm an arrogant ignorant prick. A highly addictive drug. I know what you want before you even want it. I will draw you into my reality. All in all, I AM the best thing that ever happened to you.
Favourite movie: The Groundhog Day
Favourite genre of music: Rave/Trance/Drum'n'Bass/Hardcore/Chillout
Favourite poet or writer: Tad Williams
Favourite style or digital art: Abstract, Dark Art, Photomanipulation, Surreal
Operating System: Winblows XP (Buy a Mac)
Wallpaper of choice: Anything abstract or with half-naked women
Favourite game: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind /
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Favourite cartoon character: Jin (Samurai Champloo) / Yagami Light (Death Note) / Rock Lee (Naruto)
Personal Quote: Fuck me, I'm famous
Tools of the Trade: Adobe Photoshop CS2, Olympus Digital SLR e400
And now time for some quizes!
You are The Joker 75%
Dr. Doom 75%
Riddler 74%
Lex Luthor 70%
Dark Phoenix 66%
The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand. Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...
You are The Flash 70%
Iron Man 60%
Super Man 57%
Green Lantern 54%
Hulk 50%
Fast, athletic and flirtatious. Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

My Interests

I enjoy:

Cliff hanging, throwing around lorries for the hell of it, battling tigers, slamming the revolving door, penguin thieving, having sex without a licence, preparing for the Armageddon (so I can kick some ass), upsetting little children, consuming ridiculous amounts of beer, dancing on my head (and on other people's heads too), using the Egyptian pyramids as building blocks and creating tidal waves by swimming...

I'd like to meet:


If you find me attractive you are absolutely right.

Music:

Uhh...Take a seat...Ok ready? Here we go:

The Prodigy, Tiesto, Armin Van Buuren, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, The Panacea, Pendulum, Coldplay, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Matt Darey, Doboy, Enigma, Enya, Mylene Farmer, Delerium, Linkin Park, Faithless, Moby, Nightwish, Nickelback, Scooter, Evanescence, Aphrodite, Paul B...and a hell of a lot more, but my head hurts =P

Movies:

American Pie, Cruel Intentions, Eurotrip, The Prestige, The Longest Yard, Snatch, The Butterfly Effect, Donnie Darko ('cause I didn't get a shit), The Groudhog Day (classic), Independence Day, Silent Hill, The Mummy, Final Fantasy IV: Advent Children, Hero, The Departed, The Lord of the Rings, The Matrix (just the first one), Bruce Almighty, Ace Ventura (Hell yeah! =D), Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, The Truman Show, ...and I'll think of more later.

Heroes:

Chuck Norris!! Because:
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. Right, but on the serious note:

My Dad (Didn't expect that, did you?)

Sebastian Valmont (Cruel Intentions)

Steve Stifler (American Pie)

Maddox ('cause he's awesome)

and Bill Gates (For managing to screw the whole world over and over)