DRUGS |
There comes a time in every hedonistic, alcoholic, coke snorting, speed jacking, dragon chasing, pill popping, shroom ingesting dope smoking death punk hippie's life where the most high you can get is...
Posted by El Granto on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:13:00 PST |
El Grantos Childrens Book... |
Just the other day, Dick and Fanny climbed up the magic faraway shrub to visit their good friend Tea-Pot Tits. "Hello Richard and Fanny!" said Tea-Pot Tits when they finally reached the top."Cheerio!"...
Posted by El Granto on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 06:47:00 PST |
The dreaded Kremlin Anus... |
Goddamn it!
God motherfucking dammit!
I've been in Moscow for two weeks, boozing it up like a whore chugging the presidents semen at closing time, and all of a sudden I wake up this morning and...
Posted by El Granto on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:05:00 PST |
Ben is fucked... |
My proctologist and I were discussing the ins & outs of the things the other day when we hit upon an avenue of interest we had previously been ignorant to. Ok, this is going to a sound a little we...
Posted by El Granto on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:07:00 PST |
My theory of relativity... |
So have you ever looked at a fast food resturaunt and wonderedwhat exactly the divine relativity of it's luxemburgian bank accounts isas opposed to it's weight in goose down and swiss cheese?I know i ...
Posted by El Granto on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST |
Hmmm, worried |
Dear Diary,
Last weekend, I was handing out food at the homeless shelter before getting ready to go to church as usual when I noticed Leigh looking at my ass. I had just gotten out from my sponge...
Posted by El Granto on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:47:00 PST |
Leigh is homo |
The other night I caught leigh in bed with two chickens, a sausage dog called poppy and Monty. What is going on? Is there something he's not telling me? He said nothing happened, but the doona covers ...
Posted by El Granto on Mon, 15 May 2006 08:15:00 PST |
my space lamos |
Have you noticed how many lamo's are on my space? All these dickheads listing their favourite film and colour and fabric softener, writing all these psuedo christian/wanker philosophical blogs to get ...
Posted by El Granto on Mon, 15 May 2006 08:01:00 PST |
i am zod |
Trent tried to fuck me last night. I said no but he kept trying to rip into my shitter... Leigh finally got him off me with a quick wristed hand job, but this time was too close. Next time i may not b...
Posted by El Granto on Sun, 14 May 2006 12:13:00 PST |
