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*~*Wifey Material*~*

I aint sayin Im a gold digger....but I aint messin with no broke...broke...you

About Me

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I drink lots of beer....I like baseball, can tolerate football...isnt quite my cup of tea. Im single...I live alone...in Lakewood.I work for the county....I dont sleep to late on the weekends, it's a waste of the day. I take lots of pictures of myself and hang them around my apartment. they remind me of something like art. I like to go camping, but not in state parks, or in campgrounds with lots of children. I like fishing, but havent done that in a long time. I like to look at motorcycles, but dont like to ride them, because they are to dangerous. I love pick up trucks, but wont buy one because its pointless for me to have. what am i gunna haul around? and Im definatly not going to help you move. I dont loan people money, its not my style. I eat lots of spicy food and get lots of heartburn. but thats ok, tums takes care of that. My favorite beverage is Bud Light bottles, Ill drink from a can, but its not preferred. I like reading books and learning new things, so I can appear smarter than you and your friends.Ive always wondered why some guys take shirtless pix with there phones in the mirror and post them on myspace. why? I freakin love myspace but I try to watch what I put on my profile, cuz I dont wanna be like one of those chicks with all the little poems about the type of guys they want in their lives. Isnt it obviously u want a good guy? who WANTS a bad guy? if your wanted a bad guy, then that wouldnt make sense. I think these things are pretty self explainitory. I like calling people by their whole names...example..if you introduce yourself as Mike, Ill call you Michael, or Joseph, or Andrew, etc,etc.TV is one of my favorite things, a habit that I need to break, But if i were to break it, Id miss so many good reality shows. I do not like people with really orange tans( explained in my blog above). My hair is very curly and I try to flaunt it as often as possible. I love to sing kareoke, and I am self proclaimed Kareoke champion, until they make a trophy for me, then I wont be self proclaimed, someone will finally recognize my awesome skills. if u catch me de-labeling my beer bottle while im with you, that means u are boring me, so step it up a notch. occasionally, ill write a blog on myspace when I get mad at the world and vent to you, or whoever else is reading it, about what has really pissed me off that day, hence the babbling blogs above, please take time from your busy day to read, and excuse my poor spelling at points of them. I love country music, and hate kenny chesney...maybe 2 of his songs are ok....but I know I sure wouldnt pay to go to his concerts....I think that the toilets overflowing at his last was NOT a mistake or accident...its was a sign from above of what he is. Im sorry you kenny chesney fans...any other country star I can deal with, even Toby Keiths republican ass. Now...carry on checkin out my sweet myspace page...and send me an email if u want...im friendly and wont bite...but please dont send me an email talkin crazy like..." damn mami, u is so fine...i wanna get up in that". in fact...only send me an email if ur NOT a douchebag. Saweet

My Interests

I like arguing with the girl i sit across from at work. I also like sitting in my window watching people walk by. i know they can see me watching, thats what makes it fun. youtube is also pretty awesome. I like to cook food, but then I get mad at myself when Im done....because who the fuck is gunna eat all of that? I wish exercise interested me...but it doesnt...but im working on that...cuz its good for your body. I used to like to watch the news for at least an hour and a half a day, but then i realized everything on it is really sad, so i stopped, because it isnt helping me much. Now I like to watch lame relaity shows and dr. phil, and Dr. Phil is a genius.
Myspace GraphicsHarassing my co-workers, office gossip, I love new york and shot at love with tila tequila...really any absolutly ridiculous reality show. bad hair weave. drunken whores. watching celebrities lives spiral out of control.my favorite type of bum

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I'd like to meet:

Santa Claus.... Anna Nicole Smith...but its impossible. YOU! *wink*
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Music:

kareoke

Movies:

the one where ur mother is the star. availiable at a pornography store near u.

Television:

i love new york, tila tequila, any reality show, kid nation is one of my favorites. the office, 30 rock, the fisr 48, american justice, nancy grace, the simpsons of course....family guy? not so much anymore.

Books:

anything ture crime

Heroes:

Racist, but yummy

My Blog

this started with me bein mad, now its rules all men must know about me..read it, its good 4 u

have u ever been so mad and HATED someone so much u just wanna go up to them and slap their face and tell them exactly how u feel about their sorry loser ass? i feel like that right about now, and bec...
Posted by *~*Wifey Material*~* on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:12:00 PST

why?

why do people think its ok to leave the house looking like they just rolled out of bed? I see this all day. u have a pretty important appointment today to determine how much child support ur sorry ex ...
Posted by *~*Wifey Material*~* on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:22:00 PST

Dear Alcohol.....

Dear Alcohol,First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As myfriend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect gift,post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're...
Posted by *~*Wifey Material*~* on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:09:00 PST

white people....please explain this to me??

i know its nice to be tan....BUT WHY THE FUCK DO SOME WHITE CHICKS FEEL THE NEED TO LAY IN TANNING BEDS UNTIL THEY TURN ORANGE?? BECAUSE IT DOENST LOOK GOOD!u think u look good, and u do notand im n0t...
Posted by *~*Wifey Material*~* on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:53:00 PST

things that make really piss me off

 chicks who leave comments on there bf's myspace that says just wanted to say i love u.....i miss u......cant wait to see u.....SHUT UP  HE KNOWS bitches who call dudes all the time...BITCH ...
Posted by *~*Wifey Material*~* on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:21:00 PST

bitches love this hahahahaha....kidding

1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs...
Posted by *~*Wifey Material*~* on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:27:00 PST

Hickeys and the N word.

hickeys are fucking gross. if u have one....thats nasty, unless ur in the 7th grade, then its hot i guess. i hate how grown ass ppl get these hickeys and walk around with them all out. ew. i mean i un...
Posted by *~*Wifey Material*~* on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 02:23:00 PST

40 mistakes men make during sex

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A pr...
Posted by *~*Wifey Material*~* on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:46:00 PST