Phillip

Heylo.My name is Phillip James Taylor.I'm a boy not yet a man.I went to Shrewsbury Sixth Form College where i studied French Spanish and Business Studies.I work part time in Woolworths(a store of the 1010 variety) as an Executive Stock Replenisher(ESR).I have seen my boss's tattoo and been violated, in a good way, with a toblerone in the lift.Parties are pleasing to me.At house parties i like to sample vegetables such as peppers, butternut squash and parsnip. I have been rectally examined by an elk in the egg's kitchen.My tipple of choice will depend upon the mood but it will never be a screw top bottle of wine as i will never stoop to those levels.I enjoy my vin rouge usually with a few cans of carling first.I am a champagne aficionado and hate when people call cava champagne as there is a massive difference and i'm sure Dom Perignon would have the same view.I enjoy profusely Martini and lemonade when mixed correctly and Remy Red with a dash of lemon juice and crushed ice.When i am with the boys enjoy my beers such as Carling Extra Cold,Leffe and Peroni.I have recently developed a taste for cider also but not Magners and Bulmers, i prefer the Coop own variety.I like to dance even though i can't but it is still pleasing to me.Like to rave with Becky and Charleston with Nelson Mandela.Sport is a very important aspect of my life.I have been running for years and will probably never stop.I have no preferred distance but i like certain venues such as the Sheinton Steeplechase and the Packwood 5K.I enjoy playing and watching football and now i hate Derby fans who think they are supporters because their ex husband is a coach there,sorry darling but you looked about 11 years his senior and you live in Coton Hill,gypo.Although Coton Hill does have one nice inhabitant,James Redmond.Not the one who used to chase us with a stick wanting us to touch his willy, the Spanish/Italian/Egyptian/Pakistani/probably a bit Polish one.He keeps our Spanish class in line and allows us not to get up to mischief.I am not a fan however of his marxist views which he inflicts upon us.Another teacher is Ron who has small eyes and a good French accent if i may Chloe, non-magical hermione, you catholic wannabe geek.My business studies teachers are not really worth a mention,one is timid and the other had a stroke.At lunchtimes i frequented Philpott's in the times of winter and the quarry in the sunshine.I enjoy Philpott sandwiches but i like them simple and not over-complicated.Bellini,an Italian cafe,does nice ice cream and hot chocolates.Pockets is a reasonably priced designer shop in Shrewsbury which employs people who dropped out at school at 16 and are ever so slightly pretentious in the way they carry themselves.They also have no fashion sense.I have a Mulberry wallet which my kind friends bought me for my 18th birthday.It is chocolate brown and 8 card pockets which hold my Woolworths discount card and a pocket that will never be used as Maddy bought it.My favourite dead designer is Massimo Osti who designed the immortal Mille Miglia driving coat and my current designer would probably have to be Raf Simons for Jil Sander.I hate counterfeit products as they destroy brand names that have taken years,sometimes hundreds,to acquire.My favourite author and philosopher is J W Von Goethe whose romantic views of live and love inspire and scare me everyday.His book,The Sorrows of Young Werther,is a masterpiece of unattainable love and suicide.I recommend people to read it as i would Sophie's World by some Scandinavian bloke as it gives a basic history to all the philosophic movements of history.I have fallen in love with Arthur Rimbaud and Verlaine. I like Scandinavia and would one day like to visit Stockholm in order to view the archipelago of Djurgardens.My favourite ever football player is Matt Le Tissier and currently it is Kim Kallstrom closely followed by Butra(Jose Torres) whoever he is.I am a supporter of Southampton FC but find it hard to get to games as i live a good 300 miles away.I like a myriad of different genre of music.My favourite artists are as follows;Daft Punk,Royksopp,Beethoven,Justice,Kano,Uffie,Mylo,Busy P,Sebastian,The Smiths,Pst Shop Boys,The Knife,Example,The Beautiful South,Bright Eyes,The Jam,The Supremes,Dexy's Midnight Runners,Digitalism,The Pan I Am,Rose Trip Slang,DJ Mehdi,Joy Division,Klaxons,Kyo,Patrick Wolf,Phoenix,Shakira and Keny Arkana.En ce moment i really love the whole Ed Banger crew because their songs really make me want to dance and sing.Daft Punk just blow me away and Beethoven is dramatic.I believe immigration needs to be controlled and there to be more discipline in schools and harsher punishments for criminals especially Chinese criminals.Alex Shaw,the one who crashed and wrote off her car,says that the Japanese race have squashed faces.I hate 'i'm bringing stinky back' as he is rude and people such as him should not be allowed into society.Hitler was an extreme nationalist which morphed into fascism and communism is a farce which is inflicted on countries where the politicians are more corrupt than our own.Would like to give a shout out to my friends;Gina who is better than a jew,Bully who is not one and like the used some would say he is emotional!Jess who owns the land we walk on and the air we breathe.Jade is tall,Becky is short.Rob is a leeds fan.Amy is a fusspot.Ben is confused and tries to hard.Me and lewis help ourselves in lessons.Alex is quite promiscious.Sam is delightful and a true gentleman.Maddy is a dancer like rhythm.Aaron is a sex god who wrote the joy of sex don't you know.Perry is crazy.Megan is a IJD and a geek selon Chloe.Leanne is clever.Can't remember anyone else.That was the past.I have changed quite a bit.My tastes are more or less the same but my beliefs have adapted.I'm currently a student at LCF (London College of Fashion) studying fashion management.It is a very good course if you took away the people who think they are more than that,the inconsistent staff,the dreadful organisation and the constant reminders that it is one of the best courses in the world!So now i'm in London living in halls.My halls are not the newest,cleanest or prettiest but i love them.They are full of characters as well.I've made friends and lost friends.London is amazing.Just on my way to college i go past Oval cricket ground,MI6 headquarters,London eye,houses of parliament,battersea power station,victoria train station,buckingham palace,hyde park,the dorchester,the american embassy,marble arch and sometimes Primark.It's a bit better than the gateway and a post office.I fill my time with drinking and shopping and walking and reading and thinking and observing.I don't have a favourite area but i like Mayfair,Chelsea,Kensington and Notting Hill.I was extremely disappointed with the size and quality of my local woolworths,not a 1010 might i add, but i have visited our peckham and edgware road colleagues and have been pleased.Now Philpotts is far away i have to eat ready-made sandwiches,i know "shudder",my favoutite would probably be the all day breakfast for pret a manger.It is very filling.I don't know if i have a favourite club.I was privileged enough to visit Boombox which will go down in club history.I like Punk but also the end and wherever cheapskates is.I've seen quite a few famous people.Pete Burns,Kele Okereke,the back of Patsy Kensit,King of Saudi Arabia,the Queen,Ozwald Boateng and David Miliband.I have a poster of crabs and lobsters on my wall along with freshwater fish,birds of sea and shore,greek gods and greek monsters.My friends have introduced me to lots of things.Vegans and hip hop stand out for me.Hasta luego.