Oh no I've said too much |
the Mandolin is the only reason that REM's 'Losing My Religion' is popular. There. I said it. (and I didnt say too much, nor have I said it all. And I do not think I thought I saw you cry)....
Posted by Sofa Kingdom on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 10:44:00 PST |
I hate sociology |
I'm am truly sorry that I cannot put this more delicately:SOCIOLOGY IS BULLSHIT. IT IS SAYING THE OBVIOUS WITH VERBAL DIARRHEA. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY SOCIOLOGY PROFESSORS STAY EMPLOYED.&nbs...
Posted by Sofa Kingdom on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:55:00 PST |
The Bridge T[r]oll Conspiracy |
I've never been one to be involved in a conspiracy but I think I've kept my lips seeled long enough.It is common knowledge that Trolls are gaurdians of bridges (shit, thats what the name Bambrick stan...
Posted by Sofa Kingdom on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:08:00 PST |
I'm on notice |
Upon hearing my intentions to vote for Tom Souzzi, Attorney General Eliot Spitzer proceeded to give my cell phone a little ringyding.Me: Hello?Spitzer: Listen Bambrick, I know what you're up to and it...
Posted by Sofa Kingdom on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:07:00 PST |
Step Into the Blue |
Prussian Blue, that is.
Named after the blue residue left over as a result of the Zyklon B gas used to execute millions of Jews and political prisoners during the Holocaust, this Olsen-esque duo has b...
Posted by Sofa Kingdom on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 04:37:00 PST |
Exposed |
Ted Levine:
Lovable, tough but fair, Captain Leland Stottlemeyer on the hit USA TV series Monk
OR
Sadistic, perverse, neonazi serial killer of Silence of the Lambs fame
DO NOT LET THIS ...
Posted by Sofa Kingdom on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 04:14:00 PST |
I need this |
I dont care who's grandmother I need to strap to a wheelchair, set on fire and push down a hilly san francisco street with a lot of traffic to obtain this collection...it will be MINE
After I acquire...
Posted by Sofa Kingdom on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 03:09:00 PST |
An open letter to Jean Claude Van Damme |
Mr Van Damme,
I understand that you have not been at your best this past decade. I am writing this letter with the sincere hope that you do not let your detractors in the press and law...
Posted by Sofa Kingdom on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 04:03:00 PST |
Whats a battle?? |
the EMPIRE state. Sounds nice, but honestly I don't think we deserve such a bold motto. Sure, you can say the same thing for New Hampshire, I bet there are a few citizens in that state tha...
Posted by Sofa Kingdom on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 02:44:00 PST |
