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Jakob

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi my name is Jakob, I am an australian sheppard, since i am a sheppard my herding insticts are really strong, that's why i like to chase running kids and get them in line, muahahahah. Also I am really protective of my owner/mom Rosa, but who could blame me, she is so pretty! I love her so much and she loves me too. I don't like it when drunk assholes try to touch her when she's passed out drunk, or when she's having a good night sleep and some dickhead tries to get in our room, and i don't care who you are, sometimes I do feel bad though biting people and all, because i am not like this outside my room, is just that that is my job and i have to do it. Sometimes I can be a dick aound my food, but me and my mom are working on it. Sometimes I just like to be a fucking bully, specially with Frito, like i do like him and all, but is just fun to be an asshole! haha so whatever love me or not I don't give a flying stinky puppy shit! HA!

My Interests

Sniffing asses, eating my mom's bloody panties, bullying Frito, defending my manhood from Molson, going to the park for walks, pissing on stephies room, cuddling with my mommy, yes i am a big momma's baby

I'd like to meet:

The Wolfman, he's my inspiration.

Music:

whatever my mommy is listening to

Television:

ren and stimpy

Books:

dogs can't read asshole

Heroes:

what's that?