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All of the following are phrases I have heard while in England..."Spare some change for a cup a tea?" -Lady begging for money outside of the Bethnal Green tube stop"I'm not a pube fascist." -Jack (Bonnie's Roommate) after a long conversation about female waxing at a dinner party"Look at the bird bums. They're quite different from our bums." -Little girl at Clissold park talking to her sister"Stay and play!" -Steve (another of Bonnie's roommates) trying to convince Bonnie to stay in London longer even though she is out of money."They're just such cheeky bastards!" -Susan (bosses wife) talking about travel agents."...and Bob's your uncle." -Various, typical saying, which means "and that's all" (Thanks Ally, Finney and Andy for the translations)"You can't tell if they're trying to take the piss!" -Lucasz (former flatmate) commenting on the description of the CRAZY movie The IdiotsFYI - Fanny does not mean Butt, although it does relate to a female body part.