Add to My Profile | More Videoshttp://s5.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=65303 go to that link thank you and have a great dayso....I'm 21 and i have two lovely lovely children....I love my kenzter...as some people call her my other half...lol...shes my gurly...i'm goin to miss her when i move....umm i cant stand drama at all so if u plan on bringing it my way, jus dont talk to me.....i cant stand fake people hate them!!!!with a passion....i really dont date for obvious reasons (my kids), and if i do date i am not father hunting....my kids are mine and they already have a father so that is not the case at all...actually if i date some1 they dont meet my kids at all...i'm not like most bitches who bring men in and out of their lives jus for the kids to get hurt yea i love my kids to much....umm i'm also a lil bit on the sarcastic side...and i'm also told i'm a bitch...ooo well but i do have a sweet side lol...i jus give it to the right person thats all.....i'm kinda ok wit not dating....that jus brings drama and as i said be4 dont want it....i hate guys who r dicks...meaning cocky i knoe everything type....umm another thing about me is i dont talk shit about people behind their back, cause watever i do say about them to other people chances are i've alreadly told u to ur face...i jus wish other people were like that....i dont get offended by the truth...cause its the truth u cant handle wat i got to say than bounce and dont look back, cause i dont....thats jus the way it is...but neway....i guess that pretty much about it...if u wanna knoe ne more jus drop me a line.... Virgo
You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio
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.. Now Icons @ BopMyspace.com The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise." Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.....3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = midnight.) The next morning my husband asked my what time I got in and I told him "midnight." He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said, "Oh shit", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."