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About Me

Quotes are ENTIRELY overrated (I know), but I believe these words hold truth to myself, and the damn thing says about ME, not you."Is it our duty to die for governments and for gods? / Is it our privilege to slave for market and industry? / Is it our right to follow laws set to scare and oppress? / Is it our gift to stay in line and will it take away the blame? / We can no longer pay the price / We'll get organized / We will no longer believe that working for you will set us free." -The RefusedBorn & raised in and around ATL, GA (HELL YES), I am a growing stand-up comic, musician, bartender, and good friend. i always try to stay positive and keep good vibes goin, and honestly, that's what I'm really good at, so I'm gonna keep doing it. I dislike people who try to put you in a box and tell you to fall in line. That's not my life, no sir. You wanna go and be another cog in society? You wanna be a part of the mold? Fine, but leave me out of it. This is MY life, & I'm gonna live by MY rules. When I am old, I want to have wrinkles from laughing a whole freaking lot, and I'm well on my way there. I'm following my REAL dream, and not a lot of people can say that, and that means more to me than anything. I'm walking my own path, and I'm so grateful that it's completely unconventional. HAHAHA!!! HERE'S SOME TENACIOUS D FOR THE ASS MONGER IN ALL OF US:FUCK THIS: AND ALSO FUCK THIS: It's all about love, you fucks!!! I miss my father, who passed away in 2004 from stomach cancer. He shaped who I am today and i can still hear his voice all the time. He is my NUMBER ONE comic influence, because he was funnier than anybody ever. AND, I wouldn't love music as much as I do today if it hadn't been for him. I play bass and have been since I was twelve. I USED to play in a KICK ASS RAWK band called ABSYNTH MINDED, check our page out: myspace.com/absynthmindedrocks
I created my own profile using a pile of old meat and some mayonnaise, and you should too!Tenacious D ROCKS

My Interests

When it comes to religion, this pretty much says it all (it's all bullshit): NAVY!!, Performing, being on stage, late nights with good friends, late nights with complete strangers, late nights with one person, uhhhh.... late nights, GO BRAVES!!, writing material, reggae, going to the CHATTAHOOCHEE, Zombie Flicks, Video games, Brewing my own beer, drinking my own beer, cooking (you DAMN right I can cook), grilling (you DAMN right), eating, band practice, cruisin' in my A-WING, going to the river, going to the pool, going to the BEACH, playing bass, playing guitar, playing DRUMS!!, going to PUNK ROCK shows (Playing Beer Bocce Ball ( I played with a glow in the dark set at night once, it was fucking AWESOME!!) making my own zombie flicks, hanging with my friends, the guys, & EVERYONE from Dante's, Oh, and don't forget: It's better to smoke that shit in the morningtime... ;) All my homies partyin'

I'd like to meet:

Fat Mike, Nick Hexum, S.A., P-nut, Chad Sexton, Tim Mahoney, Bradley Nowell (wait a second...), Billy Joe & Tim Armstrong, Howard Stern, Jim Carrey, Edward Norton, Hunter S. Thompson (too late!), Cesar Millan, Steve Irwin (RIP)

Music:

ABSYNTH MINDED, The New Flesh, LeveL D, NOFX, Sublime, Slightly Stoopid, The Misfits, Servotron, Gnarls Barkley, Green Day, Less Than Jake, Pain, The Allman Brothers, Led Zeppelin, Beck, The Descendants, The Queers, Leftover Crack, Servotron, The Louvin Bros (awesome old country harmony stuff, check 'em out!), Outkast, Pepper, Bob Marley (his VERY first stuff is PERFECT for a BBQ {circa 1962-65}), The Vandals, Rancid, Reel Big Fish, and STRAIGHT FROM HELL ITSELF...SPINAL TAP!!! But most of All, 311's got the BOOM y'all!!!

Movies:

PLANET TERROR!!!, AVP-R, Halloween (Rob Zombie's), Shaun of the Dead, Fight Club, Pan's Labryinth, 300, Sin City, The Lost Boys, The Mechanic, Children of Men, Total Recall, Thank You for Smoking, Detroit Rock City, Romper Stomper, The Goonies, The Number 23, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Cannibal Holocaust, I Drink Your Blood & I Eat Your Flesh, The Filth & the Fury, Ten Years of Fucking Up, The Postman, Saving Private Ryan, The Big Lebowski, Braveheart, American History X, ALL the Aliens movies, ALL the Friday the 13th, BOTH the Predator movies, L.O.T.R. - (All 3, but the third one is incredible until the hobbits start having a fucking pajama party. What the hell is with that?) This is Spinal Tap, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Orgazmo, Sleepaway Camp, Robocop (X-rated), The DEVILS REJECTS, Willow, Big, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Puddle Chaser, Attack of the Killer Mutant Zombies From Mars, and Graveyard Attack!

Television:

MAXIMUM EXTREME CHALLENGE, Top Chef, Ninja Warrior, South Park, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Grounded For Life, Cops, Adult Swim, The Simpsons, The Most Extreme, RealTV, the History Channel, National Geographic

Books:

The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass, Choke, Survivor, Scar Tissue, The Dirt: Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band, Catch a Fire: The Life of Bob Marley (AMAZING), Rotten: No Irish No Blacks No Dogs, Labotomy, DragonLance Chronicles vol 1-4 and Legends 1-3, Aliens VS Predator vol 1-3, Aliens (just about every single one), City of Bones, Fight Club, Willow (the book is about 50 times better than the movie), and the Zombie Survial Guide (it REALLY works!)

Heroes:

People who follow their hearts for as long as they can until it fails them; even to a flaw. People who have made mistakes, yet grow from them. Because otherwise, how would you know who you really are? How can you decide what you are until you know what you are not? Only when you reach the boundaries of your own existence can you truly live for what you believe in and reach true greatness.

My Blog

My infamous Red Lobster review!

Last Night, Dec. 3rd 2007====================Welcome to BLOWSVILLE.Oh, I'm sorry. RED LOBSTER.My mother and I had just attended my sister's lovely song and dance performance at City Hall, and mo...
Posted by Mr. Coole on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:47:00 PST

I just wrote an entire blog and it got erased so here’s 2...

Seriously. I was bitching about work and how I wasn't making any money at a "prestige" restaurant. And talking about honor and shit. But I already wrote all of that, and my browser fucked ...
Posted by Mr. Coole on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:09:00 PST

Weirdest Memorial Day Weekend - EVR

Okay, so the original plan was to go to Woodscott, which is the ultimate party in the middle of bumfuck-whosisfuzzit. We go all weekend and offroad, drink, swim in the Flint river, drink, canoe,...
Posted by Mr. Coole on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

New Home, New Mindset

YEA! I got a new apartment! It's weird how buildings change people. Depending on the room you are in, and the whole "feng shue" of the place, your mood can totally change. Plain White...
Posted by Mr. Coole on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:21:00 PST

Somebody fucked up...

Yeah, so my girlfriend is a big fat stinky mess. She can't ever figure out what she wants and she doesn't ever know what to do. When I leave, she stares at the wall and grows stinky append...
Posted by Mr. Coole on Sun, 14 May 2006 09:31:00 PST

Black T-Shirts Suck

Go to the warped tour. What are you gonna see? A freakin' sea of black t-shirts. The new uniform for rock. It was leather jackets (thanks a lot, Sid), then ripped blue jea...
Posted by Mr. Coole on Tue, 09 May 2006 01:52:00 PST

Evil Myspace

ALRIGHT!!!! I finally got some pictures up! Now ALL 7 of my friends can look at pictures of me. Just in case they forgot what I look like in real life. This Myspace stuff is weird.&n...
Posted by Mr. Coole on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:26:00 PST