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Jess

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About Me

I'm actually pretty simple. I love to stay up until 5 in the morning climbing onto the rooftops of buildings, to drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight, to play ultimate frisbee until it's light out, to volunteer with the mentally and physically challenged, to do laundry (I know, don't judge), to read obscure books no college student in her right mind would ever read for pleasure, to metro into DC and walk around the monuments, the zoo, and the museums, to explore thrift stores, and to swim in the ocean. I guess that's a decent start. I'm happy doing anything, anywhere, as long as I'm in good company.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jefferson. And Jesus. Wait. Maybe Jefferson was Jesus, reincarnated? I think I'm on to something big here...

My Blog

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intense. incredible. fantastic. challenging. rewarding. mind-blowing. scary. awesome. camp changed me. i don't know how to explain it; i aged a hundred years while i was laying on my cabin floor, colo...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 14:18:00 GMT

i have 12 hours off every two weeks, and this is what i chose to do with it. man i'm a loser.

OK, camp officially rocks. i have 5 little boys who run around and play with me! we splash in the creek and catch bugs and listen to music. they're almost gone, so i am sneaking them some candy tonigh...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 16:38:00 GMT

camp camp camp

"Located on 145 acres of forested land in the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains of North Carolina, Camp Sky Ranch offers a fun-filled camping experience for the handicapped. We provide a summer vacation ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 16:54:00 GMT

pshaw

cameron just asked me if something she was wearing matched. doesn't she know, after the 20 years of living together, that i am inept when it comes to that kind of thing? any time my friends and i woul...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 17:59:00 GMT

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you know what sucks? florida without air conditioning. yes, it's true. i, too, thought it was impossible to exist in 100% humidity and 95 degree weather. apparently the key to survival is frequent sho...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:30:00 GMT

i dislike being forced to label my posts

it's my last day! i'm excited... i should also be really sad... i guess that'll come a bit later when we aren't busy. i'm sure i'll walk out of the office at 5:30, get on the metro, and start bawling;...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:26:00 GMT

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does anyone else think it's kind of weird to get funeral invitations on facebook? "you have been invited to attend an event. click here to confirm" you get excited, you think someone is throwing an aw...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 06:17:00 GMT

bored at work, procrastination post

i love the fact that my congressman feels the need to put a yellow sticky note on his yogurt in his private fridge declaring that it is his property. it makes me really happy, as if anyone would go in...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 12:37:00 GMT

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the best thing happened at work on friday, that i forgot to mention in my obligatory "i'm bored" post. i was helping give a tour of some 3rd graders, and i started playing with them in line at the can...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 17:47:00 GMT

sage wisdom

listen up kids, i have some advice. don't attempt to stay up all night drinking with those who have taken adderall. they have an unfair advantage. all that happens is you pass out and show up to work ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:49:00 GMT