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Occhi a mandorla

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About Me

I really hate writing these "about me" pages. Why? Well, because I know that the number one subject everyone talks about is "number One"... numero uno, me, myself, and I. I guess it's human nature to be slightly selfish, and since Myspace demands an "about me" paragraph, I may as well indulge! They even provide an "Interests" section for me to fill out! Neat-o!


ABOUT ME: I like dogs. I like big dogs and some medium dogs. Have a look at my boys, the loves of my life!Things I dislike: Judgemental/closed minded people (though by saying that, I suppose that makes me judgemental by default!), horrible people, smelly people, wal-mart, mustangs, Scientologists, chihuahuas, lots of cats, and fatties.As you can see, I'm almost awkwardly blunt - please excuse me if I've offended you in anyway. I'm still learning how to communicate effectively as an adult.
Il mio fidanzato. Siamo inamorati!

My Interests

First and foremost:
Thereafter, I can say that I love dogs, chocolate, eating most foods, learning languages, traveling, BALLET, video games, comic books, most music (though I haven't quite grown fond of Country or Thug Rap yet), sci-fi, movies, piano, shopping, .99 cent store, solo un euro store, driving, eating some more, and I've just discovered a love for snowboarding. ..
adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

Previously, I had all these cool characters I wanted to meet, like Yuan Yuan Tan, Svetlana Zakharova, Suzanne Farrell, Jesus Christ, Thor, and Apollo. Now, the only person or even character I can think about meeting again and again is Him. I don't mean that godawful band either, I mean the perfect and most charming man that I dream about as he reads me his stories and sighs digitally in my ear. Now that we've met, I just want to keep meeting him each morning, on the pillows next to mine.

Oh, and of course, I'd like to meet more Cute doggies.

Music:

The sound of Christopher's voice. Ok Go, Smashing Pumpkins, The Strokes, The White Stripes, Das Ich, Wumpscut, Die Form, Jack Johnson, Arthur Yoria, Guns N Roses, The Cure, Depeche Mode, WEEZER, De/Vision, 50 Cent, MC Chris, Roy Orbison, David Bowie, Flaming Lips, They Might be Giants, Death in Vegas, Lady Tron, Covenant, Rachmaninoff, Bach, Chopin, Couperin, and of course, the way he talks to me before I drift into sleep.

Movies:

Ratatouille, The Prestige, The Illusionist, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Living Dead, Toy Story, Sparale Ancora, anything by Vipera, Four Rooms, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pulp Fiction, Kung Fu Hustle, Kung Fu Mahjohng, Star Wars, Center Stage, Bring it On, Dumplings, Train Spotting, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Unleashed, The Transporter 1 & 2, The Royal Tannenbaums, Donnie Darko

Television:

The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea Lab 2021, Family Guy, Iron Chef, Iron Chef America, 30 Minute Meals with Rachel Ray (I hate her, but I love the show), Martha Stewart, Full Metal Alchemist, Invader Zim, Kitchen Nightmares, The Office, Daybreak.

Books:

Good Omens, Sales Dogs, Rich Dad Poor Dad, Neverwhere, Alice in Wonderland, The complete works of Nathaniel Hawthorne, The complete works of H.P. Lovecraft, many works of Edgar Allen Poe, John Milton (sonnets included), New X-Men, books with pretty pictures of dogs and puppies, other stuff I'm sure.

Heroes:

Phoenix, The White Queen, Darcy Bussell, Evelyn Cisneros, Spider-man! Remy the rat. My boyfriend, for cleverly escaping gypsies in Wexford and the lesbians of Trastevere.

My family's pretty admirable too. I think it's heroic that they managed to maintain a semblance of compos mentis after a life of dysfunction.

My Blog

Metastasis gave me the plague! Agh!

Thank you, Melissa, for sending this doozy spinning my way! I think. Hopefully my inbox won't be filled to the brim with hate-mail by the time my grateful audience has finished reading through number ...
Posted by Occhi a mandorla on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:39:00 PST

Viking initiation

I can't wait to be a viking! Apparently, I'm gonna be a viking. Of course, I'm sure that in the process to becoming initiated into the Norwegian fold, I'll have to be submitted to a lot of pain figuri...
Posted by Occhi a mandorla on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:52:00 PST

I hate fighting.

My dog is so pissed at me. I don't think I've ever pissed him off so badly. Then again, most owners don't growl back at their dogs and then later on lecture them about who feeds them and walks them. I...
Posted by Occhi a mandorla on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:24:00 PST

Finish this sentence:

MY STORY.Hi, my name is: Matthabut you can call me: Mattha, or Mattie if you're from Centro Sperimentale.Never in my life have I: stabbed a person....
Posted by Occhi a mandorla on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:18:00 PST

Observing love.

What is a wedding? After participating in Kelly's wedding as more than a simple dress-up mannequin for a reception line, I started questioning myself. On one side, it seemed that a celebration in the ...
Posted by Occhi a mandorla on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:08:00 PST

Random at its best.

I literally forgot how to function as a part of human society today. I didn't take the departure from Christopher as well as I thought I would. I vaguely remember spooning with Mango the dog in my bed...
Posted by Occhi a mandorla on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:35:00 PST

Tacos, chihuahuas, jarritos! Oh My!

Another day, another puppy. I wish. On my way to Target to exchange a mis-sized dress, I saw something that caught my attention at Matthew's old school. There, propped against a truck on the grass, wa...
Posted by Occhi a mandorla on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:25:00 PST

Easily swayed

After I saw this hilarious video, I wanted McDonald's desperately. So entertaining! Sarah's memorized the rap and I've watched it a dozen times because I'm impressed that it's real people. Listen care...
Posted by Occhi a mandorla on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:09:00 PST

Dear Kelsey Kitchen of Poughkeepsie

Don't read my fucking blog if you can't handle it. Also, if you're going to write me hate mail, be prepared to get a response. You're such a Fucking pussy only taking messages from "friends". Your blo...
Posted by Occhi a mandorla on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:25:00 PST

Just want to cry...

There are songs that just make you want to cry sometimes. When I was a child, I thought I was being clever and original when I "made up" the term "pulls on my heartstrings". I probably heard it from s...
Posted by Occhi a mandorla on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST