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Sarah

Well Hello There

About Me

Stop - Collaborate and Listen, Ice is back with a brand new addition (invention?)Whenever...So blurby Mcblurbsteinmensteinburgman...I enjoy kung fu fightin' (sushimi style) and solvin' murder mysteries, I'm a regular gumshoe. Currently I'm working on the the case of the curse of the Purple Horseshoe and finding the international cat burglar, fashion maven extrordinaire and founding member of the Red Hat Society, Carmen 'Jane' Sandiego. Which, naturally, translates from the German for "a whale's vagina."Oregon Trails to you, (except for the shits and broken axles but wishing you many successful buffalo hunts)Sarah 'Jane' Nachbaver.

My Interests

Kung Fu Mysteries yadda yadda yadda. Read above. Oh and critiquing college gym'nice'tics. Lay off the beer ladies cuz you ain't winning all around with that freshmen fifteen around your ass. And impersonating Mary Carillo.

I'd like to meet:

the ol' J.C., Daddy-O, and the Spook.Ralph Machio (duh of course)RIP pay yo propers Mr. Miyagi Mother F*ckers "wax on wax off bitches"The mom from 'Small Wonders'Levar "Geordi - Constable Readsbooksalot" Burton , but you don't have to take my word for it, duh duh duhn!Joseph 'Jane' Mama. Joe to his pals.you know that guy from that show that I think was on Nickalodeon, the guy that played the mannequin in the show and when you took off his hat he froze and he had a rat friend, I don't mean a jerk person but the rodent, and he had a puppet security guard. I always thought how unsafe that was and how easy it would be to get past a puppet security guard, especially because, as everyone knows, they have aweful peripheral vision. Anyway, that guy. Because he's supercute.James Earl Jones. Bill T. Jones. Mother Jones. Tom Jones. Barnaby Jones. Counting Crows Mr. Jones. I'm jonesing for some Jones's.E d n a Mode - and guest.And who wouldn't want to meet Sir Christopher Walken.

Music:

Anything with a jazz flute and an electrical violin and gets your heart pumpin' to 140 beats per minute. And Coldplay. Fag.

Movies:

American Anthem. Stick It. MEAT Me in MANhattan 4. Caddyshack. Everything with J. Lo. "Te Amo SELENA!" Not Without my Daughter. Beaches. Lifetime TV Movies - all of them. Shawshank Redemption.

Television:

Top Chef, Project Runway - Santino was robbed. Food network. House Hunters - it;s really a buyers market right now. Alf. POP-UP Video. Saved by the Bell. Tom and Jerry and Popeye. Small Wonders. And, you know, that show with the rat friend, puppet guy.

Books:

diaries of friends, Lucky magazine, US Weekly, Little Women, Naked, Old 'Doogie Houser" and "Family Ties" scripts. Sha na na na.

Heroes:

Celine of course, fat Jerry O'Connell, fat Carnie Wilson, thin Carnie Wilson, fat Carnie Wilson. ditto Oprah x2, Prince, Sir Mick Jagger, Rosebud, Jon Stuart, Rosie Perez, Condalessa Rice, Jerry Rice, Brown Rice, Uncle Ben's Rice Bowls, Sticky Rice, The cast of Family Matters, Keanu Reeves, Frederick Chopin