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Regret

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I'm a cat. I have no tail. I'm black. I like long walks through the hall, and knocking my food bowl over. I occasionally get a balled up sheet of paper tossed into the kitchen and - God help me - I just go crazy.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other awesome cats. God. Lord Xenu. The Gov'na.

My Blog

New Pictures

So, I threw this kickin' party the other day. Okay, so it wasn't all that kickin'. And joshjones supplied the liqour. And it wasn't my party. Shaddup. Anyways, I got some new pictures of the chil...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 21:32:00 GMT

Bikini Season

I'm so happy!  I lost FOUR pounds!  Sure, they're in the form of kittens, but now I'm all ready for bikini season.  Yaaaaay!!!!!  
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 16:00:00 GMT

Not Happy

Before I get into this, I just want to make one thing clear.  I do NOT just whine all of the time.  Okay?  I know that it's about to seem like that's all I do, but I'm not that person.&...
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 19:07:00 GMT

Alright, what the hell is up?!

I think that this MySpace deal is seriously racist.  Okay, I understand that there aren't many other cats out there (comparitively) that don't have tails.  I do, however, know that there are...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 22:03:00 GMT