Ben

Funniet shit ever!
Here are some of my favorite movie quotes:
"You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moon light?"
"You're going to see things in there that you can never unsee! They get in your head and stay there."
"When you dance with the Devil, Devil don't change, the Devil changes you."
"And sheppard we shall be, for thee, my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls it ever be."
"Victims aren't we all!"
"Be cool. Everyone be cool, you be cool!"
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was making the world think he didn't exist!"
"Loser always wine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom Queen!"
"There is an idea of Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity something illusory. And though I can hind my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."
"Well you know what? I am NOT a fucking hick. I don't wear cowboy boots, I hate the fuckin rodeo, horses smell like shit to me and I don't fuck anyone in my owe bloodline! By definition I'm not a redneck, and I ain't a fuckin hick!"
"Can you smell that? You smell that, it's napalm nothing else in the world smells like that, I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know one time we had a hill bomb for 12 hours. When it was all over I walked up we didn't find one of them. not one stinking dink body. But the smell - you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill smelled like - victory"
"Shut that cunts mouth before I come over there and fuck start her head!"
"Damn right your scared, I can see it in your eyes...Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed?"
"You remember Jimmy MacWayne in the yard use to say "You want to be making moves on the street? Have no attachments, allow nothing to be in your life that you can not walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner." You remember that?"
"Everything I taught you comes down to this, this is the only way that you can hope to survive. Because life is not a movie, everyone lies, good guys lose, and love does not conquer all. So let's do this thing let's finish it. Do it come on, do it now!"
Those are some of the best movies quotes ever.
Oh fuck yeah!! Here's the deal if anyone can tell me the meaning of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico without looking it up I'll send you a brand new crisp one dollar bill! That's right a crisp new DOLLAR BILL! Well my life is boring right now. I have a thankless job, living in a shitty apt, and sometimes I feel like I am stuck inside the same routine! I enjoy hanging around doing random stuff, going out on the weekends, and doing the Cotati Crawl thing.
"What SuPeR HeRo Would You Be?"

Superman
You are strong, but a little on the shy side, you are talented. But a word of advice, don't go changing in telephone boths, you can get arrested!