hairynipples |
this year is going to be fabulous i can feel it in my imaginary labia, a new job in NYC making mad money(i hope), a new guitar, and best of all SPANISH BOOTY!!!! thank fuckin god shitfu...
Posted by JOHN on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:03:00 PST |
queen latifah says just another day livin in da hood. but i dont live in a hood. so fuck you LA |
now i know why no one ever visits me in jersey.
totwototwo...
Posted by JOHN on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:14:00 PST |
always room for haters. |
woodies ive come to realise that ive been deluding myself into think that we have a relationship together, i kind of hate every little thing about you. i dont want to ever see your cuntriddled face ag...
Posted by JOHN on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:24:00 PST |
sloppyjoes |
I just got a message that said i have a "mo rocca" vibe about me....
FUCK THE INTERNET!!!...
Posted by JOHN on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:24:00 PST |
mating calls |
last night
to fuckin silly.
Posted by JOHN on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 07:38:00 PST |
"YOUR CHEAP, TRASH AND A LIAR!" |
the most rewarding 6 words i have ever said to a customer
i leave for spain on mondaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!
fuck all you creepers!!
PS
i really love it when i send people messages,a...
Posted by JOHN on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 08:37:00 PST |
starshine never gona find me |
"i think teasing someone with the idea of what it could be like to be with you is much sexier than riding on someones lap...if there's no psychological depth, what is the point?"
"Someday i hope to ha...
Posted by JOHN on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:38:00 PST |
Penny said "WOWZZERS" |
After ending a rather indescribable day
I opened my manhunt mail and recieved a a treasure trove of
Clarity:
Buffalo Bill's defunct &nb...
Posted by JOHN on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:17:00 PST |
the sun machine is coming down and where gona have a party |
I am thrilled with my weekend thus far. I was in dire need of an adventure, for even i was getting bored of myself.
a check list of accomplishments:
I didnt end up killing a large black fam...
Posted by JOHN on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 06:48:00 PST |
jizz soda pop |
While at woodies a gentelman informed me that if he were able to live his life in my body for just one week he could die a happy man. Further complements ensued, all i remember doing is giggling and t...
Posted by JOHN on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 11:13:00 PST |
