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Bumper [Carrot]

pass me up again

About Me

Socialy retarded and less then u'd expect idiotic and inspired , a constant wreck
a nervous boy who cant lie to save his neck

Hi tiz name is Bumper If u like me swell (personally i think swell is a swell word to use) if u don't even sweller u prolly make me nauseous newayz

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
If you cannot learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a sniper rifle.
A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
Karaoke bars combine two of the nation’s greatest evils, people who shouldn’t drink with people who shouldn’t sing.
A wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn.
Better thought to be an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Peace, that brief moment in history where everyone stands around reloading.
Whoever said "only love can break a heart" has never dropped a hotdog.
“I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't.” Kurdt Cobain
div style

My Interests

THINGS ME AND STACY HAVE TO DO:
-wheel chair race
-make skittle art
-make a lambchop video
-win a myspace contest
-take 50000000 pics
-atleast 1 good pic
-road trip to see our out of town friends
-here we come arne and others!!!
-get numbers from a ton of guys
-stay outa jail (fat chance)
-change the snack rap to the chicken taco
-kick the shit outta a mascot
-dress up like a mascot
-kick r own asses for it
-dress in a deer costume
with a blaze orange jacket
and flip off the hunters
-go snowboarding (i cant snowboard)
-make our on jolt flavor
-make all weird named countries into one
uber country named..."stan"
-uber own some bizatches at guitar hero
-drink a whole jug of milk in 1 hour
-hug 50 random people in 1 day
-somthin no one else has done
somthin meaningful
somthing to be proud of
somthin to make a difference
we r who we r
we do wat we want
Stacy n Alex
Bffl =]

HOCEY,MUSIC, other sports, friends, workin out, just hanging out wit friends, etc

I'd like to meet:



My Gal =D
Good lord is she pretty,

Beautiful ,funny ,CLUMSY , and caring
all in one little love able pudge.
I call her pudge, I'm not a jerk.
An oversized tshirt, sweatpantz, and a batman vhs.
Thats our kinda date.

If your not jealous you should be,
Cuz she's mine and I plan on keeping it that way.

Music:

No One Goes Home
5606
Forever the sickest kids
Ten Second Epic
Short Stack
School Boy Humor
3 pill morning
The sophomore attempt
Picture This
sum-41
Cute is what we aim for
The Fully Down,
Taking Back Sunday,
The Used,
Kottonmouth Kings,
red hot chili peppers
Boys like girls
All-American Rejects,
Lukas Rossi
asomewhatfarewell,
Brand New,
flyleaf
Fall Out Boy,
Say Anything,
Down to Earth Approach,

System of a Down,
Hawthorne Hights,
Hellogoodbye,
The Hush Sound,
My Chemical Romance,
Yellowcard,
NOFX,
Motion City Soundtrack,
A Wilhelm Scream
311,
Senses Fail,
New Found Glory,
Coheed and Cambria,
Blink-182,
Bullet for My Valentine,
Foo Fighters,
Weezer,
Kingspade,
Less than Jake,
Panic! at the Disco,
Rancid,
The Ataris,
Simple Plan,
Sugarcult,
Offspring,
Nirvana,
The Scrumptios Muffin Pies a.k.a To Be Detirmined
+ more

Movies:

The 40 year old virgin, Anchorman,Wedding Crashers, V for Vendetta...uh i dunno nething realy

adopt your own virtual pet!
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Chicken McNuggets
Your Favorite Target: Zealots
Your Kill Count: 206,204,128
Your Battle Cry: "I enjoy cheese."
Years You Spend in Jail: 43
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $260,368,993,597,121
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 97%

Television:

Sports, W/e i can find at the moment

Books:

Hahaha i dont read...if there is a movie for a book then theres no point in reading it and if there isnt a movie bout it the book it obviously wasnt good enough....thats my motto

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain =]
Steven Lynch =]
Justin Pierre =]
Max Bemis =]
Dane Cook =]

My Blog

blog! it is a blog

how long does some one go away for murder if they have a really good reason for it?merry christmasi hate every one
Posted by Bumper [Carrot] on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:31:00 PST

Moose Lake school gone all to hell

my god have i ever seen such a haphazard lets take a shot in the dark decision in my life, and it passed 4 vs. 2. First of all, the side that has the most risk hasnt presented its entire case, but its...
Posted by Bumper [Carrot] on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:00:00 PST

3 songs 3 nights (number 17)

wow i am uber lame. its getting to be embarrassing. that really hasn't ever stopped me before so heres another! its rather repetative but thats ok. i think its...ok.its a one two three and a a swing a...
Posted by Bumper [Carrot] on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:08:00 PST

whoo another (song 16)

dont be harsh i'm in the not greatest mood. so eat a hamster if u dont like it. rodents taste bad. any ways have fun reading itits more then a momentmore desperate todayits more then a momenti didn't ...
Posted by Bumper [Carrot] on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:29:00 PST

song number (ill count later)

this one was a quicky so not to hard on meh please. I actualy wrote most of it while walking around before play practice =D. so yeah its ok, a bit more fast past then normal but i still likes it a lil...
Posted by Bumper [Carrot] on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:33:00 PST

heh. another song

i havent written in a while. well thats kinda a lie. i had 3 of them going just never finished. heres one of em. its ok i like it kinda means more to me then it is good so...i'll post it. so....i he...
Posted by Bumper [Carrot] on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:53:00 PST

a hopeless romantic with out romance is just hopeless

i wrote another one cuz i'm bored and happy...which is usualy very bad for my writing but i like this one cuz i'm in a weird mood gah it prolly suckz oh well...one of few happy ones     Come...
Posted by Bumper [Carrot] on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:44:00 PST

looky looky itz another one =P

i found half of one of muh old songz from a year ago, so i finished it. well i'm not fond of this one isn't worth much of nethingbut its been awhile since i posted a song sooooo here it izco...
Posted by Bumper [Carrot] on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:46:00 PST

i let the bad me out

Hmm so lets start off with. the last week hasn't been...well my shining momentMy headz been somewhere else while my handz were left to talk.it dint end well lets just say that.heres the ppl i'm srry t...
Posted by Bumper [Carrot] on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

some one do me a favor?

Requirments... 1.arms2.blunt object (baseball bat is preffered)   bumper is thinking to much to sleep...some one should be nice and give him a nice whack with mr.bat...my head hurtz all the way d...
Posted by Bumper [Carrot] on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:20:00 PST