I love travelling and I want to drive across America starting in LA. I want to see Russia, Mexico and anywhere that loves booze particularly Afghanistan Bananastan. I could have been a contender or whatever that means. I have a weakness for wine and song and silly antics. Me, me, me it's all about me. Who cares? The more I watch animal programmes the more I realise I was right to believe there's no god. Shame, could have been fun. I have no desire to bring children into this world just so they can live some microcosm of life and probably end up on some stupid reality show and piss me off. I believe in revolution and any conduit to political change in an era of serious Western conservatism.