interesting things, duh.
The prince of PCP. The ultra pirate. He has two wooden legs, two eye patches, and two hooks. He was the product of a discreet love affair betwixt two brother mer-men, Bago, and Charles Chuck Jaeger, and they fucking hated each other. He always two birds on his shoulder, (also immortal, and one is dead). One sucks, one is cool. He was birthed in a sewage ridden canal where he somehow became immortal. He has a horrible drug habit. He has no penis, only a small tail fin. He entered the olymics but got kicked out cause he swam backwards. He was born with two beards and his face grew into them. Is ultra pirate now just a crappy cab driver, is he? I would have some questions for him.
insert lengthy psuedo progressive list here.Hip hop (underground), and above, Rock (classic, stoner, thrash, punk, metal, prog, ECT), soul, blues (delta), Classical, Bizzare weird shit (hearseberry taco), Beautiful, Country (cowboy, old), latino, tejano.
Sandra Bernhart in roadside stripper. Post Ironic pseudo lengthy apocalyptic rigmarole.
Insert witty comment about being better than Tv
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mark conrow westington the third.