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Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, my name is SPOOK Canterbury! I'm a cat and I’m 21 years old. ( 3 years old in cat years ) I go out whoreing around every weekend and drinking with my buddies. Meow, sometimes I stay drunk for 4 or 5 days in a row. I've been kicked out of every club in Richmond. When I get drunk and somebody messes with me, I open up a 55 gallon can of whoop-ass! WILD TURKEY is my favorite drink. Meow, I'm currently buying a house because I don't want to live with my father Bailey anymore. His a bitch, I hate him with my freaking guts! He went to church camp last year and left me with no food and water for a whole week! Then when he got back, he bought me a pink flea collar that makes me look gay. It came with a pink name tag with my name SPOOK engraved in it too. I can't never get laid because when other cats start to check me out, they come up to me and then see my pink collar, they take off running thinking I’m gay. I try to yell at 'em to tell them to come back, I’m not gay but it never works. They always take off running. I've tried taking it off but Bailey put on too tight so I can't. I hate him so much, he's ruined my life! Therefore, I have to take what I can get, basically whores, but I LOVE it. I stick it in anything that comes along that'll have me and I Love WILD SEX! Meow, Meow, meow, meow, meow.
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**(DON'T FORGET TO VIEW ALL OF MY PICTURES AND LEAVE ME SOME COMMENTS!)THIS VIDEO SHOWS HOW MUCH I HATE MOUSTER! MOUSTER IS THE OTHER DAMN CAT THAT JUST WON'T GO AWAY!
