I'm here to keep you buzzards off my wife, I mean c'mon ....... look at her !!
Other than that ......... what the hell is this place good for? Am I that old? You you you young whhhhippersssssnappersss you and your newfangled gadgets and whatnot.Dammit.Where's that danged woman of mine, summun gotta show me where the outhouse is!