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SON OF A GUN- IT'S DUST IN DA NEORF

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About Me

Dustin is the greatest sensation the world has ever seen. He has delivered tears of joy and laughter to the world all over. He is and has been the inspiration for all of Michael Bolton's as well as the Backstreet Boys' music.

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Name: Fairy Dust
Birthday: the first day of the last day of april and may
Birthplace: sasquatchohio
Current Location: denver
Eye Color: orange
Hair Color: ultraviolet
Height: 3'2
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextriboth
Your Heritage: chink
The Shoes You Wore Today: athlete's foot
Your Weakness: bladder control
Your Fears: pennywise
Your Perfect Pizza: tylenol on shredded wheat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: impregnating jessica lowe
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: control the weaker species... heimrich himmler
Thoughts First Waking Up: my god... why do i have a boner?
Your Best Physical Feature: breasts
Your Bedtime: after i eat my 9th meal
Your Most Missed Memory: chris, kurt, jon, and i vandalization stylings
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi (alan orf fo' life)
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: a group date??? like orgies??? ok, whateva
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: alcohol
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate milk
Cappuccino or Coffee: sleep... caffeine, no... sleep, yes
Do you Smoke: only when i swear
Do you Swear: only when i smoke
Do you Sing: only when i shower
Do you Shower Daily: only when i sing
Have you Been in Love: i love everyone... espescially myself
Do you want to go to College: "your mom goes to college" (Kip).
Do you want to get Married: only if it's a shotgun wedding
Do you belive in yourself: only when i hate myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i move
Do you think you are Attractive: the mirror doesn't lie... so i'm hot like a................................................. vagina?
Are you a Health Freak: only when i'm drunk
Do you get along with your Parents: like a glove
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if it's raining
Do you play an Instrument: "i've never called it that before... hehehehe" (eric wachter)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: only tonight and yesterday and before that
In the past month have you Smoked: "..................................."
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i only get high on life...... bud life....... or light.... or whateva
In the past month have you gone on a Date: only with rosie palms
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: khflkqninio2wlk;;q;phiqgtningip.;///......
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: who in their right mind does this shit?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: who in their right mind does this shit?
In the past month have you been on Stage: only in my man-thong
In the past month have you been Dumped: no... i took one though... lookes like elvis... i tried to sell it to the weekly world news
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only naked
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a used kleenex
Ever been Drunk: like a glove
Ever been called a Tease: tease? not since the last time that i was a girl
Ever been Beaten up: only every time i've been in a fight
Ever Shoplifted: pogs (Jerred and Doug), oh, and a lot of other shit
How do you want to Die: coughing up blood in my sleep or being brutally killed by a bunch of neandrethals looking for cheap drugs
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: "Peter Pan" (Jeremy Ludwig).
What country would you most like to Visit: "Neverneverland" (again, this may be from Jeremy Ludwig, but can't remember)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1.... Allen gillespaspeciesfuck will get his
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My Interests

Dustin enjoys all of the great things in life. He loves traveling with friends and family. He also enjoys the beach.

I'd like to meet:

Dustin would like to meet an ape that knows sign language.
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Music:

Dustin enjoys lots of music, espescially windchimes.

Movies:

Dustin is a big fan of Indie films, but also he likes to go to the theater and see a blockbuster. Most of the time if he's watching a movie he will probably be checking something out on IFC.

Television:

Dustin likes TV and he likes TV dinners

Books:

Dustin reads text books occasionally.

Heroes:

These are some of Dustin's personal heroes.Horror Movie Montage-Ultimate Video

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