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Jeff

About Me

Chess player.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Susanna Hollywood, Garry Kasparov, Barack Obama, people who like stuff.

My Blog

Books save butts

According to the Captivate elevator news network, children who live in households with lots of books and educational games are less likely to be spanked.  
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:25:00 GMT

Proposed New Year's Resolutions

I propose to resolve to: 1) Stop pulling on my ears to make them pop like knuckles.  2) Do sit-ups. Comments/suggestions/feedback are welcome. 
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:06:00 GMT

Mork!

Welcome back, Mork!
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 20:01:00 GMT

"I feel uncomfortable without any onions in the house"

I passed by a girl in the supermarket today as she was saying to a guy, "I feel uncomfortable without any onions in the house."  
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 15:01:00 GMT

Welcome Penney!

This blog is to welcome Penney, my newest myspace friend.  I hope you don't have anything against monkeys. 
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:22:00 GMT

I don't think I like Cat Power

I think Cat Power is boring.  Somebody told me Cat Power was like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but the Yeah Yeah Yeahs are fun.  Maybe she meant that Cat Power was like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs in that t...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:39:00 GMT

Mork

Mork!
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:35:00 GMT

Bagels suck

Bagels suck.  The only reason any bagel is good is if there is a ton of crap on it, and I would just as soon the crap were on an english muffin or french bread.  Unless it's lox and cream ch...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 13:12:00 GMT

A.J. Pierzynski Dream

I dreamt last night that A.J. Pierzynski was a woman.  They were interviewing her on TV, and asking her if her instigator persona had anything to do with her being the only woman in Major League ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:57:00 GMT

strange items from the supermarket over by the wall

I bought my first ever "radishes" and "apricots" this week, and when I finished them I bought some more, along with some "white peaches" and some trees.  I think the trees are my favorite.  ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 18:07:00 GMT