I be sailing teh seas fer many a moon. Keep yer women close and yer treasure closer fer I take what I want and I want what I take. If ye be feeling a cold wind blowing, be sure 'n bet Pirate Penguin ain't but a few nautical miles away and comin' for yer bounty 'n yer life!
I keep me friends close 'n me enemies closer. That be teh reason o' lettin' Ninja Penguin into me friends list...'cause bet'n yer buggar pirates ninjas...
Yarrr!!!
