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Earthquake

I will be near you when you cry if just to say I sympathize and when it's more than you can take, I'

About Me

I'm an English major. I will be finished with school in December, and then I'm moving to Oklahoma. Anymore questions?

"I never know how much of what I say is true." - Better Midler
"You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but 14 years later you're married to a couch that burps." - Roseanne
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." - George W. Bush
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats." - Voltaire

My Interests

Music, movies, hanging out with friends, camping/fishing (really wish I had more time to do those), trying new things, meeting new people, basically anything to have a good time and be happy

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Heather
Birthday: November 13, 1984
Birthplace: Williamsbug, VA
Current Location: O'Fallon, IL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Currently? Natural brown, a little black, purple, and blonde
Height: 5'6''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Mainly Cuban and German... also some French, English, and Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Airwalk flip-flops
Your Weakness: Beer.... or my heart... both are pretty strong vices of mine :)
Your Fears: Losing loved ones
Your Perfect Pizza: Eh... I'm not picky... nothing too extravogant, though
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduating!! WEE!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck that *hits snooze*
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes or smile
Your Bedtime: Between 10 and midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: High school marching band
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK, baby!
Single or Group Dates: I like both, but more than the other probably single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee!!
Do you Smoke: Eh... yeah...
Do you Swear: Very much so
Do you Sing: Yeah, but not very well
Do you Shower Daily: Most of the time... unless I wake-up late for class or work
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Almost the fuck done!!
Do you want to get Married: Eventually, yes.
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really... unless I'm drunk... then it's another story
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure?
Are you a Health Freak: Not a health "freak," but I pay attention to what I eat, etc
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah!
Do you play an Instrument: Tuba, guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Um... yeah...
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hmmm...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: It was about a month ago, so yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I don't think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Haha... not in the past month... but the summer just ended, so you know it happened...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope! Go me!!
Ever been Drunk: Uh... yeah...
Ever been called a Tease: More than a few times, but that's ok
Ever been Beaten up: Only by myself... AHAHAHAHAHA
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Happy. And before I'm too old to walk my ass to the bathroom on my own.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Again... happy.
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't really matter as long as it's groomed
Height: Not gonna lie, I like the tall guys!
Weight: More than myself... not too into the skinny dudes
Best Clothing Style: Casual... whatever... I'm not picky
Number of Drugs I have taken: A handful or more... hey, I'm young... it's okay to experiment!!
Number of CDs I own: A lot
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: 2 (more to come!!)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Eh... regret is a harsh word. I'd rather look at the past as a learning experience for the future.

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Music:

A lot of everything... um...
30 Seconds to Mars, 311, A Perfect Circle, AFI, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Avril Lavigne, Better Than Ezra, Boy Hits Car, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Counting Crows, CCR, Disturbed, Dixie Chicks, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Fiona Apple, Frank Sinatra, George Strait, Good Charlotte, Harry Connick Jr, Hinder, Incubus, John Denver, Korn, Less Than Jake, old Limp Bizkit, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, Pink Floyd, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Save Ferris, Simple Plan, Story of the Year, Sugarcult, Tenacious D, Three Days Grace, Tim McGraw, Tool, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Unwritten Law, The Used, Willie Nelson...

Movies:

The Ringer, Happy Feet, We Were Soldiers, Anchorman, Girl Interupted, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Notebook, Mean Girls, A Man Apart, any Adam Sandlar film, Star Wars (not a fan of Episode II, though)...I am 57% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but there may be a group of other tight knit assholes and bitches that I can hang out with and get me. Everybody else? Fuck ‘em. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom

Television:

Friends, Family Guy, Sex and the City, Will and Grace, Mind of Mencia, Law and Order SVU, Miami Ink...

Books:

The Nanny Diaries
The Complete Works of Emily Dickenson
Recyclopedia: Trimmings, S*PeRM**K*YT, and Muse & Drudge

My Blog

Fuck You

I've held my tongue long enough... How dare the naysayers out there say 911 was a joke or a scam.  Those people obviously did not have a father, a Vietnam and Desert Storm vet, scheduled to be in...
Posted by Earthquake on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:55:00 PST

Random

Here are some of the random thoughts that wander through my mind from day to day. 1) The pavement is hot in the summer. 2) I feel like a fuck-up half of the time. 3) The other half I'm a goddamn pe...
Posted by Earthquake on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:19:00 PST

My Super Sweet 16

This is the most fucking ridiculous show ever.  Seriously, these girls need to be bitch-slapped back into reality, and their parents need to teach their fucking punk-ass kids respect.  These...
Posted by Earthquake on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:49:00 PST

Ill Keep This One Up, Promise!

Just a bit of random song quotes. -->[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--> -->[endif]--> "Made my bed and I sleep like a baby with no regrets." "I am not afraid to keep on living.  I am not af...
Posted by Earthquake on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:11:00 PST

Christmas

So it is official... we are FINALLY having a big family Christmas.  We haven't done that since I was a little child, so I'm uber excited.  Just thought I'd share the great news ...
Posted by Earthquake on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:43:00 PST

Booze?

Haha... Booze....
Posted by Earthquake on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:18:00 PST

HAHAHAHAHA

Too fucking hilarious
Posted by Earthquake on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:56:00 PST

Sober vs. Drunk

Sober vs. Drunk Vision
Posted by Earthquake on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:43:00 PST

Holy Shit

Holy shit... they let you post blogs when you're drunk??  No way?!?!?  That is fucking awesome...
Posted by Earthquake on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:56:00 PST

Sure....

American Cities That Best Fit You:80% Las Vegas70% Denver65% Austin65% Honolulu65% MiamiWhich American Cities Best Fit You?Your Seduction Style: Au NaturalYou rank up there with your seduction skills,...
Posted by Earthquake on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST