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About Me

I am an enigma wrapped in a big hairy cow of a conundrum. Don't offer me a G&T unless there's cucumber in it. Am slightly trained in acupressure which makes me a near deadly healing machine (particularly if you have a slight headache or moderate bloating). Have longstanding fear of being eaten by a bear. Bored of being left out of the intergalactic community.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

An alien. Christoper Hitchens. No band that thinks being my 'friend' will get them a record deal. Kindly fuck off if that is you.

My Blog

The Blog That Time Forgot

Am quite concerned that I had the audacity (or is it banality) to write about a detox - perhaps the reason I forgot to post it until now was subconscious quality control.  But...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 08:03:00 GMT

A Valediction Forbidding Mourning

It just doesnt get any better than this... read it and weepA Valediction Forbidding Mourning by John DonneAS virtuous men pass mildly away, And whisper to their souls to go, Whilst some of their...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 14:53:00 GMT

Week One - Revenge of the Bastard Chickpea

At the risk of becoming sub-Fiona Gibson, she of the Sunday Demograph, my very first blog will mark my very first detox. Or vice versa. I have no idea how (or why) blogs work. Presumably some kind of ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:02:00 GMT