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Robert

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I have a sugar glider named Fernando, I love candy corn, and think chips and guacamole are amazing. I like carne asada burritos at the track. Driving fast makes me happy and calms me down. I have a dog who barks a lot and want a turtle. I keep all my receipts just to throw them away when i get home. I LOVE England, but HATE the food, i hate the cold and the heat, i like driving with my windows down at night and think everyone should use at least one line from Wedding Crashers in daily conversation. I suck at ice skating, basketball and tennis. I play golf but suck at that too. However golf can be fun. I rule at flip cup (when i'm wasted) and always have a great idea for a horrible game. I like Sushi, Italian, Steak and Chineese. Pizza is good but really bad for you. I love fried cheese and pretending I know how to cook. My friends have to be the craziest people on earth, but seem perfectly normal to me ... I overuse the words BRILLIANT!!! bummer, whatever and NO WAY. I'm always straight forward and sarcastic, I love to argue over stupid stuff just to laugh at it later, I dont drink coffee but love both Coffee Bean and Starbucks. I love the feeling you get after you brush your teeth. My biggest fear is Failure, I love to play loud music ... and spontaneity ... you don't even know.

My Interests

This is for sure the most random list you will ever encounter. Racing, Cars, Bikes The Beach, Music, Photography, Art, Friends, and anything else I haven't tried. And WHO EVER thought that i'd be so fond of Gregory Colbert's "Ashes and Snow"

I'd like to meet:

Save the enviroment with a Prius? or RS4? I only tell you this because the moment I saw the RS4 a Toyota angel appeared on my left shoulder and an Audi demon manifested itself on my right. And then I drove the RS4 and the demon kicked the snot out of the angel.

Music:

Is what Carly listens to

Movies:

Wedding Crashers, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Thank you for Smoking, Oceans 11 & 12, Team America, Firewall, Waiting, The Anchorman, Bad Santa, Garden State, Almost Famous.

Television:

It all depends on my mood. But anything from South Park and Family Guy, to Entourage. Dirty Jobs is always good for a laugh, but mostly, anything thats on I'm good with.

Books:

The Alchemist, The Kite Runner, Sheltering Sky

Heroes:

Jane Doe .... Man, she's so HOT!!!!