Buckle Me Swash |
I'm hot.
So the other day I went to the bar with my friends. I usually don't drink much, but I haven't been feeling very pretty lately, so I sorta got drunk. That was a big mistake because it's muc...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Oct 2004 05:36:00 GMT |
Beauty Is In The Eye Of Me |
I went to get my hair done the other day. I saw this woman with a pretty face getting her hair dyed. Now, I'm all for hair coloring, as long as it accentuates your facial feature. Long story short, sh...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Aug 2004 22:26:00 GMT |
Holy Lord! |
I had a rather disturbing dream last night. I woke up and I looked in the mirror only to find that I was not beautiful! I couldn't breathe! I woke up... gasping for air. I looked in the mirror and saw...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jul 2004 09:34:00 GMT |
Survey Says! |
[Wallet]: A nice big black leather one with lots of money in it.
[Jewelry worn daily]: You mean this shiny thing? Yeah, it's expensive. It also makes me more beautiful. Not that I need it.
[Shoes]: ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Apr 2004 16:45:00 GMT |
Sexy Police |
I can't believe it! I just got pulled over... not for doing anything wrong, mind you. Alas, the police officer was female and apparently could not help herself to an eyeful of yours truly. Ahhh, one c...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Mar 2004 11:23:00 GMT |
Mine eyes. |
Mine eyes are beautiful
and I know it well
I stare upon the water
and gaze longingly
For I am an ugly beast
and a gentle one
Whose kindness is surpassed
only by the will
to be beautiful
...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2004 02:26:00 GMT |
Thinking of joining the Navy |
It's an entertaining thought, isn't it? Just imagine the sexiest man alive aboard the U.S.S. Beautiful, swabbing the decks with my sexy aura. If I was ever shipped out, we can kill our enemies with ki...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2004 19:32:00 GMT |
Shopping |
So I was shopping in Century City and the darndest thing happened. As I waltzed by Banana Republic and looked in the window, you wouldn't believe what I saw. My own sexy reflection! My Lord it was lik...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2004 00:17:00 GMT |
Long day of lookin' sexy |
Man, it sure is tough being a hottie, but let me tell ya, I still look good. All day I posed pretty for all the girlies around me. It's starting to get warmer these days, so I had to take off my shirt...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:42:00 GMT |
