Johnney

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)So whats there to say about me? well lets start with this one time i was running down the street chasing the ice cream man while a giant red butt monkey was flinging poo at me and trying to steal my pants that i bought at the mall three days before with my best friend Dookie, Dookie and i met at a party where everyone was dancing in thier underwear but only it wasnt underwear, it was loin cloths made of fruit-by-the-foot that was really sticky and made the giant ants from the planet ZooberDoo want to steal it all but i had my super suit on under my fruit-by-the-foot loin cloth that gave me the power to transform them into giant gummybear and laffy-taffy oatmeal cookies and Dookie was wearing his that made him able to transform them into chocolate Dr.Pepper milk,But mine where better cause they where givin to me bye this old chinese medicine guy that could fly and make candy out of cows and pine needles and knew kung-fu and had a pet dinosuar named Boo-Doo-Joe-Lika-Dansa-On-Yor-Hedddd who lived in Willy-Wonka Land with oompa loompas only they werent really oompa loompas they were little midgets dressed up as super heroes with totaly awesome lil people powers like running like lil people and kicking bad guys in the nuts. And Dookie got his in Africa but they were not as cool. So we used our super awesome incredible powers and transformed them and ate em all up and everyone loved us, When all of a sudden the red butt monkey grabbed my leg and i tried to kick him but the monkey knew karate and was beating me up. then all of a sudden Dookie came running up and tried to help me fight the red butt monkey but his karate was too good for us and was flinging poo so fast that we were huddled behind two toddlers who were covered in POO-POO and crying but we told them to suck it up. Not knowing what to do we we combined our totaly super awesome underwear powers and called for help from the old chinese guy. when we did this the sky turned a neato teato color and the old chinese guy came flying out of the sky riding Boo-Doo-Joe-Lika-Dansa-On-Yor-Heddd and all the oompa loompas dressed as super heroes where right behind him and they all beat up the red butt monkey and then we thanked them and the old chinese man said awwwda-bawwwda-doooda and the icecream man came back and gave us all ice cream for free.HI IM JOHNNEY IF YA DONT KNOW ME THEN YOU DONT GET IT DO YA? its ok i dont either but hey maybe we can finger it out together just talk to me.