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furleytime

About Me

Tall, kinda dark, and my mom says I'm handsome...but that's my mom, you know? Doesn't really count now does it?I enjoy the simple things in life...food, new socks, clean restrooms...I'm down for my fam, down for my pals, and down for good times. I'm usually the happiest guy on earth...unless someone tracks shit into my dwelling, car, or life...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

everyone...but especially Mr.T....

My Blog

Mr. T is watching you...

what would you do if everytime you were about to do something bad, questionable, or alcohol induced...Mr. T was in the corner, arms crossed, shaking his head giving you the "I pity the fool" face? Wou...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

oh you got jokes?!

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 po...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

rule#1

she could like you, love you, or lust for you more than anything. hell, she may even be willing to have your baby...but never, NEVER call her when you're drunk. seriously.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT