What is there to be said about Kris Rogers that is true that wont deter people from contacting him and being a potential myspace friend? Well not a lot really. What can be said is that he can be VERY (and I mean VERY) weird sometimes, I'm sure there is a normal guy buried deep within him just trying to get out or alternately an alien from Uranus or any anus. If you develop a friendship with Kris, be it cyber or otherwise a top tip, you must never let him get bored because he will start entertaining himself in much the same way as a puppy would chew your shoes when left in the house too long on its own. Kris has a tendency to play up (and dry hump your leg) and create mischief, believe me you don’t want this! And for crying out loud, don’t let him get drunk, if you ply him with drink, he can get excited which can become hazardous to anyone whose senses are also clouded through drinking or rhypnol. Kris Rogers in a drunken state when excited or bored is not a good mix! I have known him for years now and he still shocks me from time to time.
If he asks you "Can mute people burp?" answer it as best as you can and move on to the next subject as quickly as possible, this question is generally the beginning of a very sorry sequence of questioning, he's not asking because he cares about the flatulence issues of those less fortunate, it is purely a tool to lure those around him into a false sense of security!
On the plus side, if he tells you he likes you he probably means it (or is trying to borrow money or sleep with you or one of your mates), if he tells you he doesn’t like you, he probably means it. He is a very loyal chap and is one that can always be relied upon. If you are a shy person fear not he has no objection to drawing the attention away from you and to being the centre of attention (in fact he quite likes it). However he does sometimes have his quiet moments (when he sleeps). All in all he is a good guy, if you can keep up with his fast pace and the fact he is more high maintenance then posh spice, then he is a very good friend. If friends were noses, I would certainly pick him :)
Contribution by Anon '07 (he wrote it himself).
