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Claude

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

First off.. yo Soy Claudio!
Well Claude But Whats up!
I am Intense, FUCKIN CRUCIAL!, And Motivated..!
For What? you might ask... i have no idea
Also Mota-Vated! haha
If you haven't figured it out by now i am Random!. i mean seriously, wow!
I want to 1 Day Buy an Accordian and start a tejano band that only plays slipknot covers
I once joined the air force and got out in 6 months by playing the system
In my world.. god's son died for your sins, and became matthew mcconaughey
I Fear 1 thing!.. and that's bears.. and their weapons of mass destruction
Last night i had a dream we saw nelly.. and i told this dude to shake his hand.. weird..
Oh yeah, i'm iller than you.. thats that
I Love Hip hop To Death.. I mean.. I would Kill some rapper for perverting it.. Like i am at that point!
I manage a Small Stable of Emcees
I am a writer... Shit is dope kid
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED, BECAUSE WE ARE TAKING THE NETWORKS OUT FIRST

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Let's See.. Everyone Awesome person in the world, If you do something different from the population, if You truly think for yourself and do things people think as eccentric i want to meet you.. I want to hang out with you, possibly hug you.. maybe even get in those guts alil? no homo..
As far as More Famous people
Emcees
Slug (Of Atmosphere)
Sage Francis
Aesop Rock
Luckyiam.psc
Scarub
Murs
Eyedea
Shystie
Baby Blue
Comedians
Daniel Tosh
Mike Birbiglia
Nick Swardson
Maria Bamford
Chris Rock
David Chappelle
David Cross
Big Bad Internets
Moot
Boxxy
Derrick Comedy team
Erika David
Affion Crockett
Randy Hayes
Will Hatcher
Hodge Stansson team
BEST OF ALL.. AMANDA CREW.. WRECK!!
more Coming soon..

My Blog

Cody Lane Gang Bang

Fucking intense gang bang
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 23:39:00 GMT

Dear you, Keep your head up

I have Dissected,Many Literary works in my timeBut these, full of rhyme, have captured my timeExpression, a soft word for full blown emotionYour feelings a lost oceanFull Of Half Devotion"Trying to Fi...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 09:21:00 GMT

I Float

I float throught this life, in past tense,My Past hints, at influence passed, hense, My fence is sure to drop From Bottom to top, a whirlwind of struggle,Cant wash With Snuggle, The Stench of life is ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:28:00 GMT

Just A Thought...

What if..?What If, by some turn of events i were to enter the Afterlife. Wouldn't bother me too much, but would actually excite me, just a small bit. I thought of All there was to know, the knowledge ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 13:54:00 GMT

Un-Titled Piece From this Morning..

enjoy.. View this on LiveDigital
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 13:43:00 GMT

Holy FRIJOLES.. that Survey was spot on.. Jolly good show!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80% Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdepen...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 13:06:00 GMT

Deserves its own blog

I really dont think i exist.. not that i cease to be.. But just that.. I am not actually a participant of lifeI think, For no record, setting affiliate, lables/That the life that i live is very much n...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 14:27:00 GMT

The "n" word

...................... I am gonna start it off like this.. The Following blog will be all about "The N word" Not some cute show on showtime.. The one word that the sheer sound can make me cringe in di...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 21:31:00 GMT

Funny obituary thing.. HAd to put it somewhere..

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 00:58:00 GMT

its the Quiz!

Here is a quiz.. DO IT! Create your own friendquiz here
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 22:55:00 GMT