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About Me

I like to drink yuppie micro-brews, play the fuck outta my 1982 born Westone Thunder II series bass guitar, play drums, grill out, cook in general, chase my dog around the yard, play basketball, paint pretty pictures in oils, make fruit cobbler or buckle pie as some might know it. I like to go to live shows, of bands you cant dance to! I'm currently in two maybe three bands and I am extremely busy. I hate self-importance, greed, people that obnoxiously scoop out of the middle of a hot bar pan, people that say smug comments that aren't funny, people who want to change me, people who dance with glow sticks, and people who go slower than everyone else while in the left lane. People that don't use turn signals suck as well and should be dragged into the middle of town and stabbed to death with a rusty steak knife. Ya know, after their trial. That's called due process... .. .. .. .. ..
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 33%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Empathy |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Food indulgent || 10%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||| 16%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche || 10%

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The man in the mirror. I'd ask him to make a change. But that bastard never listens to me. He only cares about fast money, fast cars, fast women, and whiskey. He is such a loser.

My Blog

Allusions Are Lame At Best

Has Zuess seen his dink today?  Vanished beneath his holy goodyear? Will Ra grill his burgers on the sun? T'would be mighty fine sear. So a Big Mac (tm) for Hermes, and  lasik for Jesu...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 07:04:00 GMT

Death Bed

Even now we still don't know just how much we don't careSo I've found the need to breathe is leaving me along with the airJust what was the point of all our pain and angst that I left back there  The ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:11:00 GMT

Ants

In this sand land We're filled with woe Our purpose forgotten A life so bland   We only toil Our fruits do bear More work on horizon My blood boils   Does the queen care? And how c...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 00:34:00 GMT

Survivors- a new work of fiction

 "Where are they?!""I seen em go over there past that bend.  I think we got enough time.""Let's just get this shit and get the fuck out!"Two desperate wanderers scurry into the shadows.  Darkened cove...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:23:00 GMT

Bush Soothes Katrina Victims with the Power of Song (Oldie but Goodie)

I'm sick of all the negative Nancies calling Bush inept because he was practicing his 6-string on August 29th. You people lack Bush's vision for the future. You see, Bush makes the right decision whet...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 13:10:00 GMT

JUSTICE SUNDAY III

--I should preface this article by saying that this is a mock version of what has already happened with Justice Sunday 1 & 2. To fully grasp the irony you have to know that the aformentioned ralli...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 23:46:00 GMT

America under siege by Satanic Cult !

Hey there my young, fresh minds! It's Captain Save 'Em All! Did you know that our politicians we either elect or allow to get in office are satanists. That's right! All Bush's, Eisenhower, Nixon, Re...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Aug 2005 12:43:00 GMT

Energy bill is wolf in wolve's clothing

     Hey there youngins'.  Warshington is leading the way in energy pork barrel politics.  Don't believe me?  Just look at the energy bill set to be voted on in th...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jul 2005 06:29:00 GMT

John G. Roberts, a nice guy? How nice?

It's me again.  Boy I am sure pissed off kids!  It's a drag livin' in Bush country.  George could make good with his 2000 and 2004 election promises of being a uniter by making some sor...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jul 2005 08:22:00 GMT

Spiritual Medium helps the Holloways find Natalee

Hey there kids.  As you probably can tell it's me, Capt'n Save 'Em All.  I noticed something interesting on tv yesterday.  On the Abrams Report they had Natalee Holloways father and the...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jul 2005 05:39:00 GMT