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hawt maria.

alcoholics, romantics, and bastards.

About Me

she.has.a.thing.for.astronauts.
"And I’m here to rock your world with a tale that will soon be classic about a woman you already know. No prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain...p control, are you ready..."

I'm Maria, and i live in the filthy rich RVA and i go to VCU. doing college van wilder style.dora took off. i may smile but i ain't no joke.--ive recognized i can be impulsively self-destructive. the things i do just make me laugh and make me wanna drink. always down for running away. sometimes there are just no words. incapable of walking in a straight line. you think she's an open book, but you don't know which page to turn to...do you?me and my friend senor, we drink like fish. i think pauly shore sneaks GBs.

"...she said, 'mama didn't tell 'em what she told me..."

My Interests

money for nothing.
chicks for free.

what.you.know.about.david.choe?
dreamers and cool kids
be easy.
irish boys.
being more than a nice rack. if that.
she'll make you sweat in the water.
she's an easy lover...she'll take your heart but you won't feel it

Selling niggaz is one thing you don't need to chase!

I'd like to meet:


the mostess.
something like a phenomena, baby. something like an astronoma...
i always thought i'd see you again.

I'd like to meet a space man, who's got it going on

them:

Music:

LedfuckingZeppelin
BenfuckingHarper
JimmyfuckingHendrix

and a whole bunch more...ZIGGENS, Metric, N.E.R.D., the Stills, Bjork, RAZORLIGHT, Aesop Rock,Jack Johnson, RATM, fiona apple, Massive Attack redhotchilipeppers, Thievery Corporation, Sade, Wax Poetic, Erykah Badu, barringtonlevy, dennisbrown, LYRICSBORN, buju BANTON, brokensocialscene, JOHN BROWNS BODY, the gentlemen,common, Jill Scott, Brand New, BECK, weezer, johnfrusciante, THE FAINT, Interpol, Grüvis Malt, GURU,Moby, Jimmy Eat World, bob marley, Morcheeba, Incubus, No Doubt, Sublime, BLACKSTARR, queen, the Doors, fuckingACDC, TomfuckingPetty, my g-pa's 78s, a bunch of old people, and so on...

Movies:

pretty much r+j is the default movie in my dvd player, chocolat, breakfast on pluto, chances are, godfather, 25th hour,detroit rock city, less than zero, sandlot, a very long engagement, and i can still watch this barbie and the rockers video i had when i was a kid, its like barbie performs from space and the whole world is high on that shit. check em out.

Television:

my name is earl hicky! grey's anatomy, the lame lives we lead...i think i hate tv

Books:

read! The Stranger, Albert Camus
Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, everything by him really & Harrison Bergeron, Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

the women in mi familia and my dad is the greatest man i've ever met. pauly shore is pretty much my god buu--ddyy.
and if there ever was a reason for living this is it:
my tinkerbell on crack MyGen Profile Generator

My Blog

You Are Cordially Invited:

To a sweet COOKOUT at my house in vbMAY 19 at around 4ish...BYOB...ill have some...and plenty of GRUB for you!!!come...im not gonna be home much this summer and i want as many of my sweet friends to b...
Posted by hawt maria. on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:19:00 PST

oh sweet jesus...

this boy is too crazy. and thats no april fool.im done. and freaked out. im no star of a lifetime movie for anyone...
Posted by hawt maria. on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

quantum leap.

its kinda like that. i feel detached from my memories. almost as if i am remembering watching my life on tv but i wasnt really there.its a fucked up feeling.ive gone no where but ive come a long way. ...
Posted by hawt maria. on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST

heartless.

Miss Mary Ann Started to think Real hard about her future Miss Mary Ann Preferred her meat To be freshly butchered Oh she killed him rather quickly Man that woman was truly sickly But lord not any sic...
Posted by hawt maria. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:00:00 PST

without your flava flav.

ive noticed that the fear of being alone is driving so many people in my world into relationships and situations that they would never be in otherwise. myself included.oh to find the courage to go it ...
Posted by hawt maria. on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 11:51:00 PST

damn.

i fucking hate that i just got home...im about to pass out...and then i fucking remembered exactly what i was doing this night one year ago. tomorrow when i wake up it will be exactly a year since i l...
Posted by hawt maria. on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:48:00 PST

talking shit about a pretty sunset

Oh noose tied myself in, tied myself too tightLooking kind of anxious in your cross armed stanceLike a bad tempered prom queen at a homecoming danceAnd I claim I'm not excited with my life any moreSo ...
Posted by hawt maria. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST

"Yo boys" need not apply.

im certainly ambitous.do you understand the thinking that if you don't try at all then you can't say you failed because you never tried. and you comfort your mind by saying if you had tried than you w...
Posted by hawt maria. on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:53:00 PST

where is he

when the music playswhere is he when the passion runs deeptoo many comparisons and questions.i dont want to have to think about it when im in iti just want to be caught upits almost impossible with yo...
Posted by hawt maria. on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST

what went unsaid.

"Enough to hold you to the brightest of lights, to place you dangerously close to that sun, enough to acknowledge the flaws you can't ignore and recognize the cause of what's done is done, more than e...
Posted by hawt maria. on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST