About Me

"Who am I? Who am I? That is, you mean to say, who's in there, who's inside, who's wanting to come out and say; Hey!... I'm hungry." -Billy Crystal, Analyze This.
Anyway, I'm Rick. I'm a person who goes to a big CASL and learns things like how to get taught algebra from a hippie. I also can move a big four-wheeler across snow, land, and ice. I'm working my way up to Sky-Captain. I'm a white-cloaked mexican who works in hickville. I listen to that damn trash your grandparents bitch about, and blare it in my four-wheeling contraption while they're right next to me, so they can hear all the fucks and shits. I really think VH1 has taken a turn for the worst, and is terribly falling off the face of the planet to replace GolfTV as the lamest channel on TV. I have a hard-on for computers, and when I'm older, I'm going to whore them out to make me money.
Questions?
I'm not suprised.
Inquire within, jackass.
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My Interests

Rachael, Sleeping, Eating, Video Games, Like World of Warcraft! BTW, Check this out! Concerts, Music, Movies, Books, Computers, Code Red, sXe (I'm the last one left, excluding my baby)

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi
HitlerBillie Joe Armstrong
Stalin
Charles Manson
Ed Gein (behind plate glass)
Rob Zombie
MC Bat Commander
Aaron Barrett (Again)Martin Luther
Martin Luther King
Frank Zappa
Gary Gygax (for a hearty handshake and then to kick his ass for selling D&D to wizards)
Jim Carrey
Rivers Cuomo
John Ronald Reuel T.
Akira Toriyama (to bow)
Jhonen Vasquez (to bow and then give him 50 bucks)
Bill WattersonJames Euringer (Again)Art Alexakis (to bow and then to beg him to reunite Everclear)Jerry Only (to KILL)Michale Graves (to bitchsmack some sense into him)Glenn Danzig (to bow and then have my heart cut out)Joey Ramone (sigh...)BALZAC (again)Weird Al Yankovic (To party with-and maybe polka.)and last but not least, I really wanna meet and beat the shit out of Jerry Seinfeld. Now THAT would be funny.
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Music:

*Punk Rock, For starters...*

GREEN DAY!

The Matches
Chinese Happy
The Living End
MxPx
Black Flag
DESCENDENTS The Clash (Rest In Peace, Joe)
The Misfits & Misfits
Sex Pistols
The Vandals
DEAD KENNEDYS Ramones (R.I.P .... everyone.)
BALZAC The Dickies
The Suicide Machines
The Offspring
Zebrahead

*And now, The Ska Shit...*

REEL BIG FISH! THE AQUABATS!!!!

The Clash
Less Than Jake
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
The Network (Kinda)
The Specials The Hippos
There's more than this, I know it....

*The heavier stuff*
Metallica
GWAR
System Of A Down
Black Sabbath OZZY
Green Jelly
Guns N' Roses
Korn
Drowning Pool (R.I.P. Dave)
Disturbed
Godsmack
*Metal with Keyboards*
MARILYN MANSON ROB ZOMBIE KMFDM

MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE!

Big Dumb Face
The Network (Kinda)
Linkin Park
Tub Ring
RAMMS+EIN
Incubus(kinda)
From Mello To Retro, and all inbetween
The Eels
Ben Folds
Ben Folds Five
Frank Zappa and The Mothers Of Invention

Frank Zappa

Weezer
Weird Al Yankovic
There's More, I'm sure.

Movies:

All Lord Of The Rings Movies The Boondock Saints Both Resident Evils SE7EN
Saw
Harold and Kumar Go To White CastleTMNT 1&2Pirates Of The CaribbeanTroyKill Bill Vols. 1&2 Pulp FictionThe ShiningA Clockwork OrangeFull Metal JacketSLC Punk ScreamKing ArthurX-Men 1&2 Spider-Man 1&2 The Clash- West Way To The WorldAny Jim Carrey MoviesDitto for Adam SandlerBio-DomeStar Wars Eps. 4-6Harry Potter 3Any National Lampoon Movie The Blade TrilogyDune(The Sci-Fi Movie)Robin Williams Movies That's about all I can think of in a single breath.

Television:

ROBOT CHICKEN

FAMILY GUY
Futurama Lost House
The Weekenders Kim Possible Shit Like That.

Books:

TOLKIEN

Douglas Adams.

Heroes:

MAIN: My Father, Ian McKaye, David Mark Glicker, and Frank Zappa.
SUB-HEROES: Billie Joe Armstrong, George Carlin, and anyone who makes you feel uncomfortable because they threaten the way you view the world. (HINT: Your view isn't the only one.)

My Blog

Addendum to previous blog.

We're back for awhile.
Posted by Dog Shittin' Razorblades. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:10:00 PST

Well

We're back, bitches.
Posted by Dog Shittin' Razorblades. on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:27:00 PST

The Kids aren't alright. They're too busy taking it in the ass. HA!

I knew it.... I just fucking knew it. Ladies and Gentlemen, The Annapolis class of 2004 is finally living up to it's expectations!!And for the record... she does have really ugly titties.. I knew ther...
Posted by Dog Shittin' Razorblades. on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:04:00 PST

Just Kill Everything. We're Done. Fuck it.

Wanna know how I know? Ok. Simple. Do this right now. Go into your music section on your Myspace. Click advanced search. Go into "Search by Genre". Click it. Scroll down to the C's. CRUNK IS NOT A FUC...
Posted by Dog Shittin' Razorblades. on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:38:00 PST

Bang Bang

Hey, anyone know the guy who barricaded himself on Campbell? Yay Bush Adminstration for an already depressed nation to psychotic breakdowns and armed conflict!!!-Rick
Posted by Dog Shittin' Razorblades. on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 03:14:00 PST

Sigh....

Well, I'm bummed. Rach is going to Tennessee today for about a week, and I already miss her. I can't stop thinking about her. Well, anyway, I should be free for awhile, at least until WM or Little Cea...
Posted by Dog Shittin' Razorblades. on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 03:09:00 PST

View Me.

I currently have no actual good pictures of myself on Myspace, The only pic of me that does exist is on Rachael's, but I think that there are better. It's just the other ones that I have I hate, and I...
Posted by Dog Shittin' Razorblades. on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:30:00 PST

....WHAT THE FUCK.

Wii?!?!
Posted by Dog Shittin' Razorblades. on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 05:35:00 PST

Ok, Now It's the Last Time.

....That last blog completely went in a direction I did not want it to go into. Seriously. That was a bit creepy. ...however, that was an awful lot of toilet paper I used to clean up. Darn, I gotta pu...
Posted by Dog Shittin' Razorblades. on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:54:00 PST

And I Swear, It's the Last Time

Well, I'm back now, bitches. It's been a spankin whole 10 days. I'm gld to be back home, back where I can feel free to move myself back into my parents house, and play WoW like a bum. Meh. I keep thin...
Posted by Dog Shittin' Razorblades. on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:48:00 PST