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smack the shit out of your children

Im not vegetarian because I like animals, it's cause I HATE PLANTS!

About Me

I like legos, and eating babies.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the inventor of duct tape, and Todd MacFarlane are on the top of my list of people I need to meet before I die. Until then I'll pretty much talk to any fucker that wants a conversation.

AIM - Jemolaiscool"it's true because the internet said so."

Music:

Pelican, Weezer, Iron Maiden, Mastodon, Bad Religion, Eve 6, Brand New, The Postal Service, Taking Back Sunday, Missy Elliot, Run DMC, Stryper, Death, Amon Amarth, GWAR, Deathcab for Cutie, Duran Duran, The Cure, Cracker, a lot of classic rock, and The Fucking Champs. There's more, but I have no time because I have to wake Tom up so we can go to the mall.

Movies:

Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Equilibrium, Batman, Gleaming the Cube

Television:

anything with an explosion, or gratuitous violence, with the exception of reality TV

Books:

any of the COMIC variety.

Heroes:

My Father