Mutant Cabaray

For a full biog, see the website www.mutantcabaray.co.uk - also for more song downloads and lyrics see the website too. THE LATEST ALBUM - SKULLDUGGERY CAN BE FOUND AT www.mutantcabaray.co.uk .We are Carry on meets the Sex Pistols. We love it and we think you will too. Before Skullduggery Mutant Cabaray had released several world famous albums: Bob's Your Spunkle, Tubular Bellends, Darkside of Uranus and Specimens (a sampler album)But the best way to experience Mutant is to see us live!!!! The four mutants hail from northamptonshire, higham ferrers to be exact. Doz is a mad scientist who invents mechanical torsos in his shed. Barnz, distrubingly enough, is allowed to work with children. Gav is single handedly resposible for the extinction of the popular confetionary Spangles after he blew up the factory on the moon where they were manufactured. He now lives in a masturbatorium. Dave, after an affair with Rockschool guitarist Deidre Cartwright went horribly wrong, turned to a life of crime - he is now back on the streets and only rock and roll can save him from a life in the slammer.The current line up is the best and will hopefully remain together for several fun-packed decades. Please see Doz of Mutant myspace for more fun and frolics of a similar nature.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CALLING ALL FANS OF MUTANT (WE KNOW THERES GOTTA BE ONE) Do you want to be on our Top Trumps????? Do you want to become the face of a character from one of our songs????Do you want to become part of Mutants rich History FOREVER??????? Well its easy just get dressed up,or maybe you already look the part.Send your Photo via email to [email protected] or if its on myspace tel us and we will get it there. If we think you look like the character should, you'll be put on to a top trump card, put on here and will remain that character forever. We have already got loads ,and thanks to the many friends who have helped.But we need Still need YOU to be the face of some of the others Heres the Characters we still need; Two camping girls - Two sexy girls who camp on Rogers site. Polystyrena - Bondage fetish woman.. Siamese Twins - Dr Longstaffs Freaks. Torso Man - Dr Longstaffs Freak . Contortionist - Dr Longstaffs Freak . Evil Santa - Satan's Claw . Sofa King - TV Slob . Mr Whippy - Dodgy Ice Cream Man. Chip Van Winkle - Father of Mr Whippy Greasy One eyed Chip Van Man. Uncle Bob - Unclish Man. Royston Strangebeard - Strange in the Beard. Captain Japeye - Sleazy Pirate Captain. 1970's Kid - Stereotypical 70's Child . Barry 'the stylus' Fowler Barrock Radio DJ. Uranus Brothers -BAD ASS Rap act. Seamus O'Gronagan and Fungus O'Toole - Irish Folk Duo. The Girl of Whipped Cream - Dreamlike Creamy Girl. PLEASE State which character you are in the email.Go on go for it, why not become a Legend and become part of the Mixed up World of Mutant Cabaray!!!!!!!!!!!!!Its FREE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Its FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Its CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATEVER NEXT?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LIFES TOO SHORT NOT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DONT HAVE BE NAKED FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAN BE IF YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SEND TO PICS Us!