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About Me

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD at nothing. i find fat old people funny as well as pretty much everything else under the sun. I would love to be able to make filmios but through lack of money and equipment that hasnt happened yet. I am tallish, i like to drink and me oh my i like the combination of cheese & fish fingers.
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I'd like to meet:

Chris Morris, Dog the bounty hunter, Derek Acorah, Dr. Gunther Van Hagens, H.R. Geiger, Aphex Twin, Chris Cunnigham,Alan Sugar, Wanderlei Silva, oh and Richard Roundtree (Just because he was shaft.)

My Blog

Rumour No.19

Well well well lil chicklets....   Rumour No.19: Damien is so damn nasty that he actually killed a jellyfish by jumping off a 30ft cliff on a wonderfully sunny holiday. His arm swelled out to unb...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:12:00 GMT

Rumour No.18

good morning starshine, the earth says hello!   Rumour No.18 Damien was a "Cleaner" for the mob. The other day upon driving his fnie automobile young diablo was stopped by the police as part of a...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:07:00 GMT

Rumour No.17

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... Don't look now Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... Rumour No.17 : Damien IS the tobacco industry. Forget wha...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 07:34:00 GMT

Rumour No.16

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yes we're back and rolling baby! they are flooding in like a manure truck on Biff Tanner's head....   Rumour No.16: Damien is UFC legend Jens Pulver. He's the same sorta si...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 22:26:00 GMT

Rumour 15

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar it's been a while.   Rumour No.15 : Damien will one day shape the globe to how he see's fit.   When asked "What do you think of the Himalayas?" Damien responded in ligh...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 06:43:00 GMT

Rumours No.12,13 & 14

That's right we got a triple whammy for you of little known facts that have sprung up out of that myth-hole Damien calls a mouth. Rumours No. 12-14 Rumour No.12- Upon having a discussion with one John...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 20:34:00 GMT

Rumour No.11

Been a while as i haven't seen Diablo in a while.... Rumour No.11 : Damien likes O.A.P's (Yes in that way)   just what you hear round the grapevine y'know!   *MonkeyDust*
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:29:00 GMT

The Bet....

No rumours today sorry, i know you love those pointless statements but bugger off....   Today, i would like to simply have in print for everyone to see, the bet we have with Mr. Damien Chandler. ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 04:30:00 GMT

Rumour No.10

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We're in double figures now baby!!! The ball is rolling now lets get up to triple before the end of the year wup wup! Rumour No.10: Damien's favourite type of music is......and i quot...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 20:01:00 GMT

Rumour No.9

Rumour No.9 : Many many moons ago, in fact centuries ago before the art of mugging was invented the chinese would slowly accumulate land. Slyly they would inch by inch take over more and more land, ro...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 04:08:00 GMT