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Trauma Junkie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Dan, I'm an Emergency Medical Technician, EMS is not just what I do, it is who I am, it is a part of me. I love my job, hate my boss. I'm loud and at times can be seen as obnoxious, I have no inside voice, that being said, I usually make bad first impressions. I'm witty clever, and one sarcastic sonofabitch. I'm a joker and a ball breaker, if you don't like to laugh you probably won't like me. I curse like a sailor, drink like a fish, laugh at highly inappropriate times, and I'm a hopeless romantic. Chivalry is not dead, and anyone who says otherwise is an asshole. I'm the kind of guy you can take home to the parents. I'm a sucker for dark eyes and bright smiles. I AM NOT JUST AN AMBULANCE DRIVER. 911 is NOT to be used as a taxi service to the hospital. I firmly believe in the theory of natural selection. I have no sympathy or tolerance for stupid people, for they are my job security. Stupidity should, and does quite often hurt, so put down the fork and back away from the electrical outlet, and no, you can't play with the sirens. AIM = PhillySqueegee

My Interests

EMS, Movies, Music, Wings Lacrosse, Football, Hockey, Cops, Good Books, ProtestWarrior.com, Chicks with guitars, tattoos, piercings, etc. etc.

Music:

FAT CITY REPRISE, The Doors, 311, Alkaline Trio, AFI, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Black Sabbith, Bloodhound Gang, Old Blink-182, Deftones, Dropkick Murphys, The Eagles, Clapton, Catch 22, Flogging Molly, Greenday, H2O, Hawthorne Heights, Himsa, Hendrix, Jimmy Eat World, John Denver, Lucky Boys Confusion, Metallica, MxPx, My Chemical Romance, PearlJam, Queen, Reel Big Fish, RX Bandits, Rush, Slipknot, Slayer, Story Of The Year, Sublime, Mighty Mighty Boss Tones, The Offspring, StreetLight Manifesto, The Used, Third Eye Blind, Tool, Thursday, Verve Pipe, Weezer, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Sinatra, Elvis, Blue Oyster Cult and much more.

Movies:

Scarface, Big Fish, Boondock Saints, Saving Private Ryan, Braveheart, Highlander, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, When Trumpets Fade, Monty Python and the Holy Grail/Life of Brian/The Meaning Of Life, Fight Club, Godfather, Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Super Troopers, Office Space, Jacob's Ladder and too many more to list.

My Blog

When God Made EMTs

Found this on the internet, thought some of you guys might like it.   When God Made EMTs When the Lord made EMTs, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're do...
Posted by Trauma Junkie on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:28:00 PST

EMT Exam Scores

I got my scores back today. I did better then I thought I did, but there is some stuff I need to study up on. Here's how I did:Airway & Breathing - 23 of 28 - 82%Cardiology -    &nb...
Posted by Trauma Junkie on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 04:12:00 PST

I PASSED!

So, today around 5, Emiley im'ed me and told me the scores were in and that she passed, i was pretty stoaked for her. So my heart sank and i went to look at me, and low and behold, I passed. So thanks...
Posted by Trauma Junkie on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:45:00 PST

National Registy Exam...

    So finally after a whole semister of testing, splinting, logrolling, long boarding, the Kendrick Extraction Device, Hare Traction, bleeding control, shock management, and a list of ...
Posted by Trauma Junkie on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:00:00 PST

Story of my life

1. So I took this from Urbandictionary.com, just thought it was interesting. this has pretty much been the story of the last year of my life. Philadelphia Hat Trick Wh...
Posted by Trauma Junkie on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:16:00 PST

Crazy 2st. phonecall

So yeah, i got this crazy voicemail on 2st. it was basically this irish guy, i have no idea who it was, but he had a really thick irish accent. he knew who i was, called me danny boy and such. it was ...
Posted by Trauma Junkie on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 11:39:00 PST

Yikes

        I guess this is the best time for a first blog. I shouldnt be here right now typing this, but I am. I am so thankful that I am.      ...
Posted by Trauma Junkie on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 10:49:00 PST