Jeremy Gibson - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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When I'm famous I'm going to make this profile private and delete everyone because you'll all be bugging me about how great I am.
And I'll be like... "Yeah. Duh. I've been great forever, jerkface."
Then... BAM!- You're deleted.
So you'd better butter me up now before I hit the big time.
Which will be pretty much any day now.
I'm going to be so famous it hurts your eyeballs to even look at my hotness.

My Interests

Stealing cars, Blowing up cars, Driving cars into lakes, Filling cars up with small people, Trying to fit cars into other cars, Making car shapes out of my mashed potatoes, Writing songs about cars while driving cars, Inventing new colors for cars to be made in, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Michael Jackson. So I can see that face in person.
That's got to be as monumental as seeing a UFO... or unicorn.
You see pictures online sure... but to know THAT really exists. Wow.

Music:

Every American Idol failure.

Movies:

Anything on Lifetime.

Television:

Infomercials.

Books:

The longest, smartest, most difficult book in the world.

Heroes:

Burt Reynolds
Geraldo
Gallagher
Wilford Brimley

My Blog

Current Event.

Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Sco...
Posted by Jeremy Gibson on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:42:00 PST

Blog?

Your mom is a blogger.
Posted by Jeremy Gibson on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:05:00 PST