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Xavier Red

NO ANECDOTAGE

About Me

I am Jamie.
Apparently I look different all the time.
I can't use money properly.
I have incredibly good balance.
I like adventures.
I like laughing.
I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
If i were to kill myself, i would stab myself through the heart, twice.
I wouldn't though, i love everything too much.
I like people who have lisps.
I also like Geordie accents.
I don't know why.

My Interests

Laughter always anytime, voices, pepper, brown clothes, double entendres, photography, rev, nice smells, stiff shandys, nowhere, charity shops, comfyness, banter, schweppes orange and lemon, satire, music played quietly, passionate debates, improvisation, ice cream, hot and spicy chicken ciabattas, pro ev, quoting

I'd like to meet:

I Like This

Music:

Refused, AFI, Bad Religion, Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, Beirut, Bright Eyes, The Cure, NOFX, Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Jeff Buckley, Jack Johnson, Biffy Clyro, Gogol Bordello, Plan B, Japan 4, Babyland, Joy Division, CKY, The Clash, The Damned, The Explosion, Jandek, The Cinematic Orchestra, GWAR, Faith No More, Faithless, Metallica, Green Day, Daniel Johnston, The Offspring, Korn, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Nine Inch Nails, Johnny Cash, NWA, Raised Fist, Rise Against, TEXT, Smashing Pumpkins, Sex Pistols, Elliott Smith, The Misfits, The Prodigy, U2, Thin Lizzy, Yann Tiersen, blah blah...

Movies:

Dumb And Dumber, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, All Monty Python films, Blazing Saddles, Zoolander, Napoleon Dynamite, Ninja Warrior, Nowhere + Any Araki Movie

Television:

Red Dwarf, The Office, Scrubs, The Mighty Boosh, Black Books, Stargate SG-1, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, Jonathan Creek, Ripping Yarns, Men Behaving Badly, Average Joe, Average Joe: Hawaii, Family Guy, Paradise Hotel, Alan Partridge, South Park, Peep Show, Jonathan Ross, Anything Chris Morris has had his fingers in, Stand up like Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Bill Hicks, Peter Kay, Eddie Izzard etc. Anything Funny and/or interesting

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, Irvine Welsh or other such authors that make me think. Autobiographies; i like it more when i know the storys happened.

Heroes:

Chris Barrie, Dennis Lyxzen, Michael Shanks, Gregg Araki .