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sherman bear

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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I am Sherman Bear, I am all-wise and all-knowing. Ask me any question and I will answer it.
These questions can be about your personal life, about someone else's personal life, sports, science, medicine, history, world politics...
Or music, book, movie recommendations.
Or questions regarding love... how to find it, how to get it, how to keep it.
Or questions about why I am so great and why bears are the master race... or about the great battle between bears and ducks.
Here is how it works: you leave me a question in the "comments" section and I will answer it via your "comments" section. Simple enough, yes?
You MUST begin all questions with: "Oh Great Sherman Bear who is all-wise and all-knowing..." and then ask your question. If the question is too personal, feel free to message me in private.
And all these questions will be answered for you... For free. No charge. Sans dinero. Gifts and tips are appreciated and expected.
So ask away. You will not regret it. And please no profanity. Bears do not like profanity.


DISCLAIMER: for entertainment purposes ONLY.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All the people who have asked me questions here... so I can collect on tips and gifts and free whackaleedoos... because bears need stuff too.

My Blog

I Am Taking Suggestions For The First Time EVER.

I have been sitting here, bored out of my mind. The National Treasuremovies are still entertaining, yes, but I am in need of something more to keep my all-knowing mind from developing a peanut butter...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:08:00 GMT

Proper Question Asking Etiquette (a reminder)

Many of you have not followed the proper question asking etiquette as explained in the "About Me" section. This displeases Sherman Bear very much so, as it takes time out of his very busy schedule to ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:45:00 GMT

A Personal Message From Sherman Bear

PEOPLE, I AM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!!!!What is going on with all these "Holiday" wishes? Do you not know that a bear HIBERNATES during this time of year??? Would you all PLEASE stop it with all the r...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 00:42:00 GMT

Message from The Management

We sincerely apologize for Sherman Bear's recent attitude towards your questions. He hasn't been answering them so much as being a rude, obnoxious little bear. Sherman has received a harsh scolding,...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:19:00 GMT

We're giving him another shot...

We at management are giving Sherman Bear another shot at answering questions. We have noticed that he has become quite rude to some of you, and for that we apologize.Saying that, Sherman Bear will on...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:30:00 GMT

It's OK, people!!! We found him!!!!

Wow. What an evening. Sherman got out of his cell...er... deluxe suite... and went nuts. We found him like this:  We have NO idea where he got the panties that are on his head... or where...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 20:46:00 GMT

re: Update on Sherman Bear

Yeah, he's still in rehab. He's a stubborn little bear who does not wish to sober up. His latest gem of a quote is "My head is like a watermelon and my feet smell of copper wiring!!!!" We have no i...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:15:00 GMT

HOLY WALKING CANNIBALS! Sherman Bear is NOT dead! He's just an alcoholic!!!!!

Yes, it is true. Sherman Bear is in fact NOT dead. We assumed he was dead from the oh so revealing photo taken of his hanging corpse, but that was all a ruse. Sherman devised this plan to give hims...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 13:22:00 GMT

Alas... Sherman Bear is dead.

All-wise and all-knowing bears have many enemies.Thank you all for loving Sherman Bear. He was a good bear, and we will all miss him here... frankly because he signed the checks and now we're out of ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 14:02:00 GMT

How powerful am I?

Your Power Level is: 100%You have all the tools you need to be a success - both professionally and personally.You'll probably go beyond reaching your goals. You'll change the world (at least a little)...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 21:20:00 GMT