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the slaghatch

i'm not together but i'm getting there

About Me

ugly hot. seltzer. mink. blankies. shiny gift special kiss. mike lowell. half eyes. i do what you do. tie your shoe. black zip up sweater. i'd be more than happy to. throat's hurtin. pretty girls. holding hands. swordfish. salmon. tilapia. fish in general. fruiting trees. trees in general. doctor bonsai. all the separate cabbages. sweater vests. black lungs. warped tires. boys. lips. hips. stability balls. with nodules. dove products. noodle soup. lennon/mccartney. without the mccartney. jews. paul simon [i don't care if you met him once when you were two years old and he was mean, you probably did something to provoke him, you bastard]
glasses on men. colons and semi-colons. road trips. hoooney-hahms. cane-weilding crazy women. the super 8. paris. ace of diamonds. pen and paper. old-timey buildings. old fashioned manners. face goop. sneakers. pumas mostly. fuzzy boots but not folded over. that's gay. living with ugliness by tom cruise. portraits. yoshi. elliptical machine. aftercall. flowers. the alive ones in the ground, not the dead ones you hand your girlfriend as a gesture of apology. eyeliner and chapstick is about as far as i go. dresses in winter.
little wing. wagons. the heimlich maneuver saves lives. pretties. chicken farms. ice cream. naps. naked naps. sleeping in general. old friends. valedictorians and the runners-up. john spencer and brad whitford. venice. when it rains.

My Interests

books
my gay husband
mink stoles
my family
david caruso
granola
final draft
tutors
peas and carrots
suntans
the sox
to the wind
tag 10
llama kisses
inappropriate texts
baked goods
plants
blistex

I'd like to meet:

a jewish botanist or a near-sighted maneuverist.

Music:

always on

Movies:

i want to make them.

Television:

the daily show. the colbert report. the office. lost. the mother fucking west wing. strangers with candy. arrested development. the channels discovery, history and national geographic.

Books:

i like to reads

Heroes:

the beatles, the beats, and my brother [brought to you by the letter B]

My Blog

trickle down voodoo reaganomic virtuoso

one shit job to the next and i come to the stark realization that i excel only in complaining about shit job.i haven't written a word. in true band-wagoneer fashion, i blame bush. i'm kicking around t...
Posted by the slaghatch on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:17:00 PST