THE BODYGUARD

ight imma make it nice and simpol for all yous dumb mutha fuckas. im marc. im also da bear in da woods. im a cocky fuck. i dont give a shit bout nuttin. yous can all go fuck yourself for all i care. i go to a gay ass racist skool. everyone hates me cuz im fat. ight now hear me out now. fuck being da nice guy. all that ever happens wit me being nice is that i get fucked up the ass wit a giant 2000 foot spiked metal pole. dont you hate it when u dont click wit sum1. that happens to me all the time. theyd much rather be friends. even tho they complain bout every guy they talk to is an asshole, the first time the talk to a nice guy that will treat them right and wont use them for sex comes around, they just say that were good friends and then they stop talkin to you. girls are bull shit and there all over the assholes. thats all i gotta say bout being nice. this is a good phylosophy i gots heres. ppl say that jews get blamed for everything or da blacks. its neither of them. its da fat mutha fuckers that do. when your in a crowded elevator and u smell a fart. u look around till u see da fat guy. everyone blames da fat guy. but it was prolly da skinny guy. when you wonder who took da last piece of cake at a wedding or sum shit where ders cake. whos da first person u look at. da fat fuck. when your in a bathroom at a football stadium or wherever, u smell sumones shit. ders bout 50 stalls and u see a fat guy walk out. of course ur gonna blame da fat fuck. also, ppl are saying that fat guys have small penises. the truth is, most of them dont! it is just an illusion!!! if u take that whole big box and small box wit da same size circle, da small box makes da circle seem bigger. so with fat ppl, since they are bigger, there penis seems small. if you compare a fat guy and a small guy who hav the same size penis, the one on the fat guy will seem smaller.think bout my phylosophy. it is be rele rele good. if u wanna no more y fat ppls get blamed, IM me on my AIM MrMarctheShark89