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Smile, motherfucker, 'cause I am here to make you laugh.
"True Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it." - Mark Twain
"Blind faith in bad leadership is not patriotism." - Unknown
* Let's get one thing straight.
I'm not a "bad grrrl"-- I am a bad person.
So I guess this is who I am, or at least who I show you I am. It's probably more honesty than the people who see me most days will ever deal with. I'm twenty-three, female, fat, 5'5" and have very large red hair. I have lots of little holes in my body, an unhealthy obsession with My Little Pony, Nightcrawler, and raccoons. For some reason, I have groupies. Perversely, I think I might kind of like it.
I grew up primarily overseas, but have been back in the US now since I left home at 18. My current "home of residence" is in Savannah, Georgia, but I'm basically nomadic. Currently sharing a workshop-come-apartment with my best friend, a lot of unnecessary art supplies, and roughly half of Alabama's spider population. It's awesome.
I love my friends fiercely.
I will tell you the straight-up truth about my feelings on a matter, whether or not it's what you want to hear. I learned the hard way that this is the only way things should be, and it's a mistake I don't care to repeat. More people dislike this than appreciate it.
I like bladed weaponry and generally am never unarmed. I used to play bass guitar and someday, I will again. I enjoy large-block engines, videogames, James Cagney, behaving like a Pirate and wearing a hoodie in the Summer when it is entirely inappropriate. I have been known to deal out unnecessary amounts of retribution when I feel it's warranted, and can be more than a little on the mean-natured side if I have to be. I like shitty karaoke bars, loud music, and spending my nights playing pool & BSing with friends. I drink entirely too much, and everybody I know seems to accept this just fine. The way I see it, I've earned every Captain & Coke I feel like knockin' back.
Off the record, I sing in the shower. And dance. And subsequently, fall down sometimes.
There's me. Take or leave.
* Don't take it personal if I take a while to get back to you, or do anything with this page--I'm more of a LiveJournal type of person.