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Jessica♥

Your so funny you make me fart♥

About Me


Hello I'm Jessica,
OR...
•Jessicool
•Jess
•Betancourt
•Sandy Whore
•jessica bettencourt
•jessiquita
•jessicock
•my little boombox
•niggs
•cutie girl
•rollie pollie jessie
•But you can just call me D.J. Funk Master 3000. :]
I am 15, going on 16 in May 24. You hear that people! I have a sister named Jennifurr, and a brother named Manuel, or Manny McTitis, as i like to call him. My Dad is hella good at making little phrases that are excellent to quote.. and he makes a great best-friend. I concider myself a funny, hopeless romantic, caring, loving, understanding, forgiving, creative person, Adriana, my best-friend, thinks I'm weird... (I don't know where she gets that from.)I don't like seafood, doritos, bubble gum flavor on bubble gum, mustard, pickles; mayonnaise, my foods to mix,my geometry class, my biology teacher, allergies,oinions, liars, running, ect.. I qoute movies, songs, shows, ect too much. I love the mario brothers. I can sing in 6 different languages(english, spanish, french, russian, indian, hewbrew,) and working on my 7th one (hawaiian). I don't wear my new shoes until at least two days after I buy them. I love Disneyland so much that I want to get married in there. I love back to school shopping. I cry a lot. I love to do art projects. I like kids and kids seem to like me. I think Lego guys are pretty hott. My pupil doesn't get small. I want to name my son(s)with J names, because I think guy J names are pretty sexy. I sing... A LOT, I get obessed with things easliy , I'm a "best-friend" whore, I text in proper english, I know I'm fun, too sensitive, nasty, and shy around people I don't know. I feel better after crying and throwing up... take that one day at the eastridge carnival for an example. I have a German shepherd named Oso. He's hella tight and has 19 toes total. He hella makes me laugh. He likes to chase roosters that fight and his favorite meal are bees. well...that's all I have to say about that...
"Do you think God stays in Heaven because He's afraid of what He's created on Earth?"

My Interests

I ' m S u p e r c o o l

friends; getting new things; movies, hanging out with Jennifurr, Ajana and other tubular, awesome, spectacular friends; Disney; cold showers during the summer; reeses peanut butter cups; waking up in your warm cozy bed on a winter weekend; the first morning stretch; finding money in your pockets;Flava Flav; finishing something you work hard on; making someone laugh; being in love; winning; indian food; lemons; salads; calm chouder; bread; snow; road-trips; Nintendo; Raspberry snapple; clothes; giving christabel discounts; Ajana; Disney Princesses

Cindy♥
.. , ... adopted from:Beans. adopted for:JessicoOl.

Harold♥Maude

hello kitty; the smell of books; lap dances; listening to people talk; singing; music; the sound of lockers closing; thinking about the feeling love; Lego Men; being scared then knowing you're all right; getting shots (the numbness); getting a compliement; swimming; waking up hella early for a trip; hurting my little brother; vacation; rooting for my dad's opposite team just to get him mad; thanksgiving dinner; traveling; my lovers; Ti-Vo; making bfs on the internet; my(ex)flying dog

I'd like to meet:

Purplefarie344

♥ I would love to meet my future husband; God; Jesus; any other gods;
James Franco

That's one hot mofo
Johnny Depp; James Dean; Johnny Knoxville; James Franco; Jim Carry; Jake Gyllenhaal; Gael Garcia Bernal; Joaquin Phoenix; Jude Law; Moses from the prince of Egypt; The Mario Brothers; Woody from toy story; Julien the 13; pretty much anyone who I would rape...♥
Michael Ian Black

Music:

a little of everything, but just to name some:
soundtracts; rock; pop, hip hop; jazz; techno; oldies; 90s hits; country; indie; ect. and anything I play on my page.

Movies:

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Mermaids; A Night at the Roxbury; There's Something about Mary; Moulin Rouge!; Mail Order Bride; Airplane; The Naked Gun; The Lion King, The Little Mermaid; Big Daddy; Titanic; Pocahotas; Kung Pow; Finding Nemo; Little Nemo; Ice Age; Daddy Day Care; Shrek; Shrek 2; The Prince of Egypt; Fight Club; What's Eating Gilbert Grape; Crash; Mi Familia; Robin Hood, Men in Tights; Spider-Man, Forest Gump; The Nightmare Before Christmas; Spider-Man 2; Harold & Maude; 50 First Dates; The Birds; Spirted Away;
Madagascar; Corpse Bride; Robots; Shark Tale; Radio Flyer; Charlie & the Chocolate Factory; Elf; The Science of Sleep; Pirates of the Caribbean; Look Who's Talking; Edward Scissorhands; Veggie Tales: Jonah; Pet Cemetery; Harry Potter Series; George of the Jungle; A Goofy Movie; Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2; Donnie Darko; The Ring; Bend it like Beckham; Toy Story; Toy Story 2; The Mask; ET; Dumb & Dumber; all of the Scary Movies; Chicago; The Butterfly Effect; Mail Order Bride; Bring It On; Spy Kids; Free Willy; Garden State; Osama; The Mummy; Beetlejuice; Ace Ventura; Zoolander; Jackass: The Movie; Hardball; Space Jam; Anchorman; Men In Black; Bedazzled; Sin City; Mulan;

Television:

I like to watch Vh1; Disney; Nicktoons; Nickelodeon; HBO; Starz; Animal Planet; MTV; Game Show Network; ect. In Specific: Rugrats; Doug; That's so Raven; Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends; The Grim Adventujres of Billy and Mandy; the I love the 90's episodes; degrassi the next gereration; Spongebob Squarepants; movies; what ever is on; ect.

Heroes:

my dad

super heros- Wonder Woman; Superman; Spider-man; Batman , ect.

My Blog

Birthday's almost here

May twenty - fourth  and don't you forget it!   My birthday's almost here! Just three more days till I can put on my thizz face. Haha.  Which means only six more days till I put ...
Posted by Jessica♥ on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:29:00 PST

I've Been Catching myself daydreaming Lately!!

Is it just me, or is the daydreaming Flu going around?? I think I spend more time in my own little Fantasy World, than I spend time in the Real world.  But hey, who can blame me?? The F...
Posted by Jessica♥ on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 01:51:00 PST